Artist: Chamillionaire Album: Major Pain 1.5 Song: Wake Up Outro Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Intro] Wake up America! It's morning And morning is amazing It's when we charge into the future When we blasted off for the moon Scaled the highest peak And flew for the very first time Morning starts, and changes everything It's a clean slate, a fresh start So come dreamers, and trailblazers Champions, come builders It's morning, wake up, and be amazing {*EXPLOSION*} {*backward speech starts at 1:32*} {*backward speech continues until 2:08*} {*phone rings*} Good morning, thank you calling Pet Hotel This is Nick, how can I help you? Aha allo, good morning (good morning) Good morning ah yes I um How how much do you uh charge in American dollar for the uh, to keep the um, the the animal? Monday through Thursday it's $16 a night Six-sixteen dollar, sixteen dol ah, okay that's I have mo-ney, I have mo-ney You do do keep cats? You have room for cats? You keep cats there? (Right) I have big cat, I have big cat now What kind of, cat is it? Uhh, it's it's a cougar; it is a (uhh) African cougar We can't board a a cougar You, you can not keep cougar? You have cage big enough for cougar You can keep cougar - you can keep cougar? I have money We can't keep a cougar You you said you keep cat, cougar is cat We keep uh, domestic... You, you keep, you keep cat You dis is Pet Hotel, cougar is my pet You will keep cougar No we can't, we we can't board cougars You why you can do you can not keep cougar?! No God this is discrimination against native Africans This Ameri.. I encouter this every single day in this damn city, this is, dis is Pet Hotel right? Right, but we.. It's, it's hotel for pet? We aren't equipped to keep a uh, cat like that Ga you have sir, you you have, you have room my friend You have room for cougar, you have four meter cage and you say I bring food You give cougar one rabbit every day, cougar good Sir I'm sorry It is, it is discrimination against black I need to speak manager please I am the manager and I am black No you are American black man, you are not from the native That's your opinion sir My opinion is right Well if if that's, if if if you feel so strongly If that's your opinion, why are you.. Are you light-skinned? Are you light-skinned African? Why are you here? Why don't you go back to Africa, and don't come back? That's where I am going back right now because I am tired of you Americans Take your cougar with you~! No no no, I will bring cougar up to Pet Hotel and have him bite you, cougar will bite you in ass! Actually I, I don't have time for this {*hangs up*} Look I do not have time, look I bring coug - directions please {*"Chamillitary mayne!"*}