Artist: Kanye West & Jay-Z f/ Bon Iver, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Charlie Wilson Album: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Song: Monster Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com [Intro: Justin Vernon of Bon Iver] Iiiiiiii shoot the lights out Hiiiiiiide 'til it's bright out Whooooooooa, just another lonely night Are you willing to sacrifice your life? (WAHHHHHHHHHH!!) {*roars*} [Rick Ross] Bitch, I'm a monster, no-good blood sucker Fat motherfucker, now look who's in trouble As you run through my jungle, all you hear is rumbles Kanye West sample, here's one for example [Chorus: Kanye West] Gossip gossip, nigga just stop it Everybody know {I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN MONSTER} I'ma need to see ya fuckin hands at the concert I'ma need to see ya fuckin hands at the concert Profit profit, nigga I got it Everybody know I'm a motherfuckin monster I'ma need to see ya fuckin hands at the concert I'ma need to see ya fuckin hands.. [Kanye West] Uh, the best living or dead hands down, huh Less talk, more head right now, huh And my eyes more red than the devil is And I'm 'bout to take it to another level, bitch It's nada who you go and get, ain't nobody as cold as this Do the rap, and the track, tripled up and no assist And my only focus is, stayin on some bogus shit Argue with my older bitch, ackin like I owe her shit I heard the preacher sayin raps are gettin trap, mayne Bought the chain that always give me back pain Fuckin up my money so, yeah I had to act sane Chi nigga, but he’s holdin up my ac-cent She came up to me and said, "This the number 2 gal" If you wanna make it number one, you're number two now This that Goose and Malibu I call it Maliboo-yah Goddamn, Yeezy~! How I hit em with the new style? Know that mothafucka well, what you gon' do now? Whatever ever I wanna do - GOSH! It's cool now Dah-gunna do, UNGH! Sa-noo nawh Think you motherfucka really really need to cool down (naaaow) 'Cause you will never get on top off this So mami, best advice is to get on top of this Have you ever had sex with a pharooooo-ahhh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus! Now she claimin I bruise her esophagus Head of the class and she just want a swallow-ship I'm livin the future, so the present is my past My presence is a present, kiss my ass! [Chorus] [Jay-Z] Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Lochness Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience Question: What do these things all have in common? Everybody knows I'm a motherfuckin monster! Conquer, stomp ya, stop your silly nonsense Nonsense, none of you niggaz know where the swamp is None of you niggaz have seen the carnage that I've seen I still hear fiends scream, in my dreams Murder murder in black convertibles I, kill a block, I murder the avenues, ah! Rape and pillage a village, women and children Everybody wanna know what my Achilles' heel is LOVE! I don't get enough of it All I get is these vampires and blood suckers All I see is these niggaz I made millionnaires Millin about, spillin they feelings in the air All I see is these fake fucks with no fangs Tryna draw blood with my ice cold veins {*sniffs*} I smell a massacre Seems to be the only way to back you bastards up {*roars*} [Chorus] [Nicki Minaj] Pull up in a monster automobile, gangsta wit a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka Yeah, I'm in that Tonka, color of Willy Wonka You could be the king, but watch the queen conquer Okay first things first, I'll eat your brains Then I'ma start rockin gold teeth and fangs 'Cause that's what a motherfuckin monster do Hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster 'do Monster Giuseppe heel, that's the monster shoe Young Money is the roster and a monster crew And I'm all up, all up, all up, in the bank with the funny face And if I'm fake, I ain't notice 'cause my money ain't!!! So let me get this straight - Wait, +I’m+ the rookie? But my features and my shows ten times your pay? 50k for a verse, no album OUT! Yeah my money’s so tall that my Barbie’s gotta climb it! Hotter than a Middle Eastern cli-mate, find it Tony Matterhorn, +Dutty Wine+ it, wine it Nicki on dem titties when I sign iiiiiiiiit-AH! How these niggas so one-track mind-ed But really really I don't give a F-U-C-K Forget Barbie, fuck Nicki, so she's fake She’s on a diet, but my POCKETS EATIN CHEESECAKE! And I’ll say, "Boy, the Chucky is Child’s Play" Just killed another career, it's a mild day Besides ‘Ye they can’t stand besides meh I think me, you and {Amber} should menage Friday P-P-Pink wig, thick ass, give 'em whiplash I t-t-think big, get cash, make 'em blink fast N-N-Now look at what you just saw! This is what you live f-f-for! (AHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!) I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN MONSTER!!!!! {*ROARS*} [Outro (Repeated 3X): Justin Vernon of Bon Iver] (w/ Uncle Charlie Wilson harmonizing) I-I, crossed the line, line And I’ll, I’ll let God decide, 'cide I,I wouldn't last these shows So I, I am headed home