Artist: The Lonely Island f/ Michael Bolton Album: Turtleneck & Chain Song: Jack Sparrow Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com [Assistant] Guys, Michael Bolton is here [Jorm] Oh great, send him in. {*door opens*} [Michael Bolton] Hey guys. [Lonely Island] Hey, hi! Thanks for coming. [Michael Bolton] Sorry I'm late. I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you seen those things? [L.I.] Ohh, yeah, those are, those are great [Bolton] Well I checked out the track and loved it And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig [L.I.] Oh wow, that's great! Awesome! Should we just lay it down? [Bolton] Boys, let's get to it {*echoes*} [Intro] {*whispers*} Here we go Ugh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Yeaaaaah) {The night starts now} Together on the track, the boys are back {The night starts now} [The Lonely Island] (Bolton) The night starts now, baby roll with us Chickens snappin at the neck when we rollin up (Rollin up!) Blow though the doors, ain't no holdin up (Yeaaaah) Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (C'mon!) Ladies shifty-eyed when we walk into the set Fuck the fellas lookin jealous, play the back and get wet (Yeaaah, yeaaah) Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot {*gun shot*} [Chorus 1: Michael Bolton] (L.I.) This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate so brave, on the seven seeeas (..What?) A mystical quest, to the isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway, on the ocean's breeeze [The Lonely Island] (Bolton) Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buyin up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!) Motherfuckin ice man, I'm the top gunner Heater on blas, I'm the #1 stunna (Jack Sparrow) Watch it girl, 'cause I ain't yo' Mr. Nice Guy More like the "Meet-ya-take-you-home-and-fuck-you-twice" guy (Yeah, yeah) All dressed up with nowhere to run And no I make you feel crazy with the- (Now back to the good part!) [Chorus 2: Michael Bolton] (L.I.) From the day he was born (Ugh!), he yearned for adventure (Nooo!) Old Captain Jack (Yea..), giving them what for! He's the pauper of the surf (Uh-huh..), the jester of Tortuga (Oh God..) But in Davy Jones's locker, what lies in STOOOORE? (Yeah, we've seen the movie) [The Lonely Island] (Bolton) Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, c'mon (Captain Jack) What? (Johnny Depp) No! From the front to the back, say, "We count stacks," c'mon (Davy Jones) Nope! (Giant squid) Wrong. Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up (Roger that, let me try it with anohter film) Wait.. [Michael Bolton] (L.I.) Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (...Not better) Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love (Focus, c'mon!) Okay, then I'm a legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name (No! Ohhh God!) Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine (Close enough) {*imitating Tony Montana*} You cockroaches wanna play rough? OKAAAY, I'M RELOADED~!! {*gun shots*} AH-HA!! [Chorus 3: Michael Bolton] (L.I.) This is the tale, of Tony Montana Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts (Take it home!) Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted (Whoo!) This whole town's a pussy, just waitin' to GET FUUUCKED! [Outro: Bolton] (L.I.) Just waiting to get FAH-UUUCKED! (Ohhh-kay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile) You complete me! (Yeah, yeah okay...)