Artist: The Lonely Island f/ Kenan Thompson Album: Turtleneck & Chain Song: Reba (Two Worlds Collide) Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Andy] Oh, it's been a long time coming Two of the world's greatest America's Sweetheart, Reba McEntyre ([Kenan] Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy?) We 'bout to take it to the top Hit 'em, Reba [Kenan] Haters in my face Try to keep me down But you know we keep on shining ([Andy] Here we go!) Two big stars from opposite worlds 'Bout to set this track on fire ([Andy] Yeah, she's the queen of country) He's a comedy prince Makin' something out of nothing ([Andy] We hooked up in the studio to make this song!) But as usual we ended up fucking ([Andy] No doubt!) [Andy] Flashback to when I first met Reba Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba I said I was a fan, she said "groovy" Dropped her denim skirt and said, "hop to it" Made love all night ([Kenan] More like we fucked!) Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt But them autographs can wait 'Cause this is way too strong I can't leave it alone Because her pussy's the bomb [Kenan] Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact But these n-words keep on tripping ([Andy] Okay!) So I stay on my grind and drop these hits 'Cause I can't go back to stripping (I'm Reba!) ([Andy] You're my undercover freak) And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve ([Andy] That's right 'cause I'm a city boy) And I'm a country girl And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue [Andy] Ay, because a girl like Reba's got just what I need With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave ([Kenan] And a penis) Hot damn, she fly All she wanna do is fuck me I'm a lucky guy ([Kenan] I'm a guy too) My friends think I should dump her They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster ([Kenan] Your friends are smart) Naw, Rebs, they're just jealous 'cause I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas ([Kenan] Hanging like my nuts) Word up, they're just liars They can't believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre [Kenan] Since I came out my mama's butt I knew I was destined for greatness I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig And thought, "hey brother, I'm gon' take this" ([Andy] Tell 'em, Reba!) So I put it right on and took a stroll Right over to 30 Rock ([Andy] SNL!) I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba And I made him suck my dirty cock [Andy] So there you have it Two worlds collide We the new Bonnie and Clyde ([Kenan] Reba!) From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive For Reba I ride, 'til the day that we die ([Kenan] I'm Reba!)