Artist: MA Doom (Masta Ace + MF Doom)
Album:  MA_DOOM: Son of Yvonne
Song:   Me and My Gang
Typed by: jostmatt at bluewin dot ch

Hey yo I hang on the corner with the strangest gang
And we don't want no trouble, we just came to hang
Maybe sip a little somethin and shoot the breeze
Some of us high on life, others use the trees
No Bloods, no Crips, no guns, no clips
Just a bunch of fellas runnin off at the lips
Cause hangin with your friends be the thang to do
Let me see if I can explain my gang to you
Now first we got E, one of them crazy brothers
Got 10 kids by 10 different baby mothers
And another on the way, did you get that, cousin?
Hope he get that snip-snip 'fore he get that dozen
Then we get Lionel who drives a cab
And every female customer, he tries to bag
He done had a couple sessions on them vinyl seats
You won't believe some of the freaks that Lionel meets
Then we got EL who drives a TL
Acura, he's really a DT on the DL
Sometime it's cool bein cool with po-li'
I even got a PBA card, my dude, no lie
Then we got Kirk, he do postal work
And it seem like he think he ain't supposed to work
Cause a line be out the door down the block so long
While he take another smoke break and talk on the phone
My gang

It's me and my gang, me and my gang
Standin on the corner and we came to do our thang
It's me and my gang, me and my gang
And we don't want no trouble, we just come here to hang

That's big Ox, listen, listen, this the deal
You can tell from his appearance he ain't missed a meal
See he once had a try-out as a New York Jet
But he spent his little check and bought a new Corvette
And then there's Brad, he's a college grad
Book smarts are great, street knowledge bad
He had a 4.0 in a four-year span
But he stay gettin scammed by the bootleg man
And that's Bud, perfect name indeed
Cause he really loves beer - it's the same with weed
And he likes that nutrition that packs a punch
For breakfast two blunts, a six-pack for lunch
Opposite of him is Malik Jamal
Who don't smoke, drink or eat meat at all
He be preachin every night about eatin right
While he sip a cup of coffee, puff a Newport Light
My gang

It's me and my gang, me and my gang
Standin on the corner and we came to do our thang
It's me and my gang, me and my gang
And we don't want no trouble, we just come here to hang