Artist: OPM Album: ForThemAsses Song: Perfect Day Typed by: AZ Lyrics I woke up to the sound of the garbage truck again Upstairs neighbors toilet is leaking on my head My car's broke down I missed the bus that runs at ten I had a feeling this was a day to stay in bed I finally left my pad right under Jumbo's clown room A police officer pulled out his gun and said, "freeze, put your hands up" I said, "sir you got the wrong guy" I guess it's just a perfect day It's just a perfect day I'm sippin' a Fresca at the downtown county jail My friends are all too broke to come up with my bail I lost my day shoes to Tiny playing spades I'm sleeping with one eye open to make sure I don't get laid Vaye te petras hay a la chingada The deportation officer he said to me They put us on a bus to Guadalajara I guess it's just a perfect day It's just a perfect day Have you ever, ever had one of those days When it seems nothing's right nothing's going your way It's all wrong I dedicate this song To you, you and you and whoever relates to what we do But somebody tell me why, why, why This always happens to me, me, me Just another dose of reality Just trying to make the best of this situation This really isn't my idea of vacation Oh my, my mamacita say Hey baby vaminos a me This chica bonita is looking ok Yeah I think I'm going to stay I guess it's just a perfect day