Artist: Afroman
Album:  A Colt 45 Christmas
Song:   Deck My Balls
Typed by: Lady J [OHHLA.com staff]

[Afroman]
Merry Christmas (repeated several times)
Hey what's up? Hey y'all come on in
Alright, welcome to the recital man (chicken cluck)
It's another year man, you know what I'm sayin'?
Alright e'rybody got their music?
Alright pass it out, pass it out
Alright you ready? Yeah man!

1-2-3-4

Lick my balls with lots of saliva
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to suck a drunk driver
Fa la la la la la la la la
Out of style with gangster apparel
Fa la la la la la la la la
stroll through the hood with a loaded double barrel
Fa la la la la la la la la

Blazing blunts in a beat up Taurus
Fa la la la la la la la la
Baby gangsters sellin' dope for us
Fa la la la la la la la la
Digital scale to weigh and measure
Fa la la la la la la la la
Getting over on the system brings me pleasure
Fa la la la la la la la la [laughter]

High as hell with dark sunglasses
Fa la la la la la la la la
Flunking all my stupid ass classes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Me and my homies kickin together
Fa la la la la la la la la
Drunk and high in real cold weather
Fa la la la la la la la la