Artist: Afroman
Album:  Jobe Bells
Song:   Jobe Bells
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

dashing through these hos
cadillac's and sixty 'fo's
on three wheels we go
clocking lots of doe

Cellphone ringtone ring
my song "Because I Got High"
smoking weed while I watch
the police flying by!

Oh, jinglebell, East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack
Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught 'er and you mad 'cuz I'm black
ahaha I fucked her good, just like I should
I think I blew her balloon
I didn't use a condom and now we have a problem:
she havin' my baby in June (say what?!)

I know this holiday hooker
I think her name is Jan
and if you 'aint got no money (hell yeah)
she's got a layaway plan
I got a blowjob from her friend
I think her name is Gwen
my dick plugged up her mouth; she couldn't get no oxygen!

Oh jinglebell, county jail, Jobe's from the hood
skinny women suck my dick real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood (ouch!)
I be swimmin, in big fat women, when I'm in the sack (ooh!)
why have a skinny little bicycle bitch when I can ride a Cadillac?!

I met this beautiful woman
she said she was Hawaiian
she said she didn't like black guys, however she was lyin'
she'd seen my go detonas
all my coupes and cash
she licked my hairy balls, like chocolate coconuts!

Oh, jinglebell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun
he pulled the trigger, shot that nigger look at that mo' fucka run!
hit 'im in the head kicked him in the ass, put a kneecap in his chest
went to the court, and told the judge, "This man was resisting arrest!"