Artist: Akrobatik Album: The Lost Adats / Essential Akrobatik Vol. 1 Song: Woman Typed by: PDog1217@aol.com [Verse 1 - Akrobatik] One day when I was seventeen, I seen this hunny 'round my way The way the hips and the ass looked, brightened my day I said "God damn!", you know I had to step to it Cold, lickin my lips on some pretty boy shit I said "excuse me baby doll, but I like your style What you say that we connect and straight get buck wild? I got that bomb shit that make you want to stay in the house won't you (what?) slip me your math so I can turn that ass out" She said "yo, I won't flaunt my ass like Adina Howard Get fucked in the shower and end up pregnant by some coward I don't get down like that, I'm on some grown woman shit Staying mentally and physically fit, livin legit" For my immature ears that shit was too profound I said "whatever hun, I catch you on the next go 'round" She said "that mentality you carry 'round is sick Only a dumb bitch will stay in the crib 'cause of a dick" (what?) [Chorus] "Hold up your hands if you don't worry or you're fine, go" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Woman" - 13X [Verse 2 - Akrobatik] Yo, check it A month or two later seen the girl in the train She didn't recognize my ass, she had some shit on her brain But yet and still (yo), you know I had to step to it Cold, lickin my lips on some pretty boy shit "What's that playin on your walkman love?? Come on rewind it Some R&B bullshit - what 'Criminal Minded'? Honey dip you gots to be the girl on my dreams Come on what's the deal hun, is you down with my team?" I was hopin she was with it 'cause the hunny was hot She said "what you got to offer, I ain't already got?" I remembered that the sexual approach didn't work So I had to turn soft not to look like a jerk Said "baby, let me take you from this trife ass ghetto Be your man, hold your hand, frolickin through the meadow I could satisfy your wants, fantasies and wishes Buy you cars, buy you jewels, even handle your dishes" She said "hold it right there, 'cause that ain't my plan Every nigga want to take you to a fantasy land So keep walkin, that shit you talkin, nigga end it A brother that's with me gots to live codependent" [Chorus] "Hold up your hands if you don't worry or you're fine, go" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Hold up your hands if you don't worry or you're fine, go" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" [Verse 3 - Akrobatik] By the age of 21 yo, I had my shit together Seen hunny in the winter in the park rockin leather Yo fuck this, you know I got to step to her No more lickin my lips, I'm more down to Earth I said "excuse me lady, can I get a bit of your time? I got some shit to tell you that I know will ease your mind And the shit that's on my mind is not materialistic My outlook on life is much more realistic She said "I'm impressed with the change, yo I am Should of had your shit together early on in the jam She landed a peck on my grill and said she had a man that's chill And life was more than lookin good in Tommy Hil One real woman that I could not pull Drivin off in a Beemer pumpin "Paid In Full" If you fittin this description and you ain't no ho Then you's a real woman love and you runnin the show, come on [Chorus] "Hold up your hands if you don't worry or you're fine, go" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Hold up your hands if you don't worry or you're fine, go" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Hold up your hands if you don't worry or you're fine, go" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Woman" - 10X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Hold up your hands if you don't worry or you're fine, go" - 3X