Artist: Apathy & Celph Titled Album: No Place Like Chrome Song: S.M.D. Typed by: timm2014@hotmail.com [Intro] "You know in the good ole' days. We'd have a smart punk like you fitted for a pair of cement pajamas For a long sleep at the bottom of the river." [Celph Titled speaking] Yeah, Celph Titled aka Jesus Ice. Shinin' the chrome for all your horseless headman motherfuckers [Verse One] [Celph Titled] You hear the sound of ricochet you better duck to Hell Appetite for destruction After the lead releases I suck the shells Chrome Depot culinary art form It's magnifique I need a female with Kelly Price physique I'm sick in the noddin' This ain't for the squeamish I stay givin' it to pussies whether I use my knife or I use my penis It's a full moon and my K-9's came with grey nines Now you speechless, with your hands up like a gay mime I heard Satan talkin' shit and had to pistol whip the bitch Put a crack in his horns Became John Malkovitch In my casket with a poker face I'm dead serious Ricky Ricardo on some conspiracy theory shit I'm goin' Hollywood in three seconds flat Detonate the nuke? You'll need a chin strap for that fitted cap No special effects, these are real torpedoes Catch my snuff film live on MTV Making The Video [Chorus] Y'all wanna see a show for free? "You can suck my dick" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 'Brooklyn Zoo' You broke and want a beat from me? "You can suck my dick" All you fags that get offended "You can suck my dick" Conscious rapper tryin' to talk shit "You can suck my dick" Bitches think they doin' favors "You can suck my dick" All you critics and player haters "You can suck my dick" If you don't have my money on hand "Now which part of 'Suck my dick' don't you understand" - Show & AG [Verse Two] [Celph Titled] I really love it when these bitches start cursin' at me It's like they swearin' to God, don't take it personally Come at me sideways and get twisted backwards Hollow points move forwards in all directions the outcomes disastrous You better call the psych hot line and find out if my glock nine Will leave you bleedin' in a shirt that says "Stop Crime" Chain down to my feet rockin' an Iceberg scarf Out from Con Edison's ? in Central Park Caped Crusada with a baked potato Stuck in the nozzle so the gun blast sounds like space invader phases Homo rap cats, y'all some undercover brothers You photo shoot look like a Tevin Campbell album cover Chillin' in Tampa Bay, 100 degrees with a ski mask A dirty desperado type of nigga (believe dat) My man J-Zone made a track for me to spit to And show these motherfuckers what a crazy spic will do [Chorus] Y'all don't like battle rhymes "You can suck my dick" You don't wanna see me shine "You can suck my dick" Think I won't use my Beretta "You can suck my dick" You're jealous and think you're better "You can suck my dick" Want me to hear you demo tape "You can suck my dick" Don't wanna say it to my face "You can suck my dick" You think I fear another man "Now which part of 'suck my dick' don't you understand?" "Who are you?" "The man with a gun. Pow. How bout you?" "Suck my dick" "Suck my..." "With my nuts on your tonsil" - Snoop Dogg 'Dre Day' [Verse Three] [Celph Titled] Excuse me What's all this rap shit about? Fuckin' with me, the only thing comin' off your dome is ya scalp You probably think I fantasize of blastin' a tech I'd rather punch your teeth till they poke out the back of your neck Whilin' out Knockin' out jake, breakin' his jaw Now that's what the fuck I call, layin' down the law World renown king of punchlines Grimy rap, gangsta shit Spit harder than a nervous gun with anxious clips This twelve inch will destruct when I'm dead And you'll be wonderin', "You think he went to Hell for all that shit he said?" I'm formin' a group with real criminals Chi Ali, Steady-B, Cool C, rappers with real rap sheets And nasty tracks with beats Put more crack in the streets When 808 bass kicks, breaks shit My earthquake hits... Way beyond the San Andreas Remain Godly With Elvis and 2Pac at my record release party [Chorus] You're an ugly hoe but still "You can suck my dick" You don't think this track is ill "You can suck my dick" You don't like my choice of words "You can suck my dick" Think you could spit a better verse? "You can suck my dick" You think you got the nicest crew? "You can suck my dick" And act hard in interviews "You can suck my dick" You ain't a Celph Titled fan "Now which part of 'Suck my dick' don't you understand?" "Suck my dick" "Suck my dick" "Suck my..." "You can suck my...."