Artist: Atmosphere Album: The Family Sign Song: Bad Bad Daddy Typed by: newos_crib_is@hotmail.com [Slug] You can find me over there at the bar You ain't even gotta ask, I don't know where they are I'm a bad bad daddy I'm a bad bad daddy, and I'm nasty And I still ain't calling it quits But Sean, what the fuck's wrong with all of your kids? I'm a bad bad daddy I'm a bad bad daddy Sitting at the bar just minding my biz I came down with all nine of my kids And they've all got an attitude Mad cause I said we can't go to the zoo It's not a lie, but daddy's too high If I drive I would probably catch a D.U.I. Here, play with this pitcher of beer Sit in these chairs and don't disappear Everybody on your best behavior Tip the waitress, respect your neighbors I'll be watching, you know what not to do Don't make me walk over here just to talk to you I gave them all some money So they could play pinball and put grub in they tummies Now I'ma go get bombed and you better not tell your mom And like clockwork, soon as I stepped away You know they got worse, they didn't hesitate Of course they start with horseplay and then it escalates, then you get a court case Little Sluggos, thugs and cutthroats Big trouble, cigarettes puff those Smash bottles on the floor and writing graffiti, fighting with the door man Playing with switchblades and matches Pick-pocketing the cash and the plastic Getting high out back by the trash cans Trying to get the waitress to give a lapdance I can't control 'em So I'ma pretend I don't know 'em Now let me celebrate and get drunk cause my wife missed her period again this month You can find me over there at the bar You ain't even gotta ask, I don't know where they are I'm a bad bad daddy I'm a bad bad daddy, and I'm nasty And I still ain't calling it quits But Sean, what the fuck's wrong with all of your kids? I'm a bad bad daddy I'm a bad bad daddy, somebody slap me You are listening to the amazing