Artist: Chris Webby Album: Best in the Burbs (Mixtape) Song: Runaround Web Typed by: AZ Lyrics Here's my story, it's sad but true Yeah right Yeah! You see I love women But I can't pick just one And like I'm sure I'll settle down one day But I'm young, right? I'm just trying to have a good time Living in the moment and what not You could call me a dog But everybody else calls me Chris Webby Haha, naw mean? Yeah, yeah It's seems like every week I get some girlie's number In my phone Bring her home Make her scream Make her yell Make her moan I'm a dog Always looking for somewhere to put a bone On my Entourage shit Bitches looking like Sloane I'm an animal Off the chain I had to cut loose And judging on how you're dressed You're tryin to fuck boo You'll never hear me uttering about I love you I just really want to see them panties Dropping to your Ugg boots It ain't my fault Your girlfriend sweats me She'll be getting back to you Right after she's left me And I ain't putting rose petals on your beadsheats Romance ain't my thing You should've known that when you met me Am what I am And I'll be it to my death Got a thing for brunettes With tats And big breasts So if you at the play Don't worry You'z on deck Hate the game Not the player, Ma And then she make me say.. Whoa oh [repeated] You see my life's good Where it ought to be All I gotta do is spit game And slaughter beats And I know you'll probably tell your whole sorority Just don't expect my phone to answer When you're calling me I'm a son of a gun Check my paternity test Always chugging on a 40 And burning the best Unzippering your jeans While you kiss on my neck Oh you're a good girl? Psh, then it's on to the next I like a bad chick Just give her the chance While I'm trying to figure out How you fit in those pants 'Cause I'm partial to any exotic bittie Looking like Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall On the road every night It's unique So you right across the party And I like what I see Oh you're daddy's little girl? Well tonight you a freak She grab my hand And brought me right upstairs And then she make me say.. Whoa oh [repeated] (Like we always do) Now everybody now! Whoa oh [repeated]