Artist: Chris Webby Album: Where the Party At (S) Song: Where the Party At Typed by: AZ Lyrics Oh, whoa, okay Ha ha ha ha ha.. It's Chris Webby mother fuckers Yeah Where the party at? Where the party at? Yo back in middle school yo This used to be my joint For real So let me get it uh Yo.. I can't lie All day I'm a partier I walk in more fly Than Laguardia Yeah I'm white I don't mean to startle yah I rep the burbs from CT To Narnia I'm talkin' Solo cups Keystone Light Cop 'em by the 30 Ain't no beating the price When it comes to gettin' twisted This dude here's gifted Got cats and boss And sayin' I'm wicked 'Cause if you bring a beat Them I'm a bring bars Then I'm a show you Where the Wild Things Are I make it rain till it's pouring I don't spit game I put my cleats on, bitch And start scoring Ye, I'm nice as fuck So light it up Hmm, where's the journalist To write this up? In the tabloids 'Cause I'm making mad noise Fuck making a band, dude I already know I'm a bad boy 'Cause the rules? I don't follow 'em And my family jewels? She gon' swallow 'em 'Cause you know I'll make your neighborhood rock Turn the house party Into fucking Woodstock No cut, paste, and copy Don't mean to sound cocky But that's just my confidence, yo And I'm hardbody Cruisin' Something like Ducatis Maybe Kawasaki I'm cooler than Lifanzie [?] 'Cause I've been a superstar Ever since my mommy Wen't into labor Then out popped me Not even a street sign's Capable to stop me Keep my lyrics stuck in your head Like some Epoxy Now, motherfucker Comin' out of the south On a CT Get it poppin' off And I'm out I'm nice, so you better notice Pop bottles with Andy Sandberg and T-Pain On a boat, bitch! So honey how you doin'? How's your night goin'? We can head back to my crib If you like boning And I like boning Until it's bright mornin' And I'm a spit Until I get my fucking mic stolen But I won't allow a burglery I'm goin' in like Open heart surgery Until I'm on TV Like Ron Burgundy I'm a spit until everybody heard of me It's Chris Webby Man I said it's Chris Webby Bitch Where the party at? Now, where the party at? Where the party at? Now where the party at? Bitch, and I'm out