Artist: Chris Webby Album: The White Noise LP (Mixtape) Song: Fer Sher Typed by: AZ Lyrics Say that's fer sher And that's fer sher That's fer sher That's fer sher I'm a beast (That's fer sher) Kill a beat (That's fer sher) Spittin' heat 'Cause you know I play for keeps (That's fer sher) Rap nice (That's fer sher) Plus I'm white (That's fer sher) Just give me the mic I'm a kill it Damn right (That's fer sher) I'm a punch line protege Dope? Yo, I gotta be Spit it and flip it And get 'em jumpin' like a wallaby But I ain't no Rocko's Modern Life Still these kids are watching me Sicker than pathology I'll vomit on you Probably Keep rhythm like Tommy Lee Now tell me Who's stopping me? So everybody stand up Get them hands up like a robbery I'm a hot commodity Bangin' bitches condom free Chuggin' bottles till I'm more fucked up Than the economy Mic check One two One two Three four five six seven eight nine I generate rhymes I don't live in state lines Spit so sharp I can penetrate spines I rap fer sher With a bag of the herb Yes sir Observing Actual words And I rap from the curb To my pad in the burbs I'm a bull moving up from the back of the herd I'm a beast (That's fer sher) Kill a beat (That's fer sher) Spittin' heat 'Cause you know I play for keeps (That's fer sher) Rap nice (That's fer sher) Plus I'm white (That's fer sher) Just give me the mic I'm a kill it Damn right (That's fer sher) Said that's fer sher When I come and show up right at your door Smack your jaw Got you drinkin' dinner through a plastic straw Rap it raw Speaking hard Caption, just put me in charge I'm a treat 'em like astronomers They'll be seeing stars A rap flower Take your chick and bend her back over 'Cause I hit more pussy Than abusive cat owners Never catch my ass sober I'm always passed out And yeah your girl's a dime Well mine's a half ounce I hit a track Bounce Rip it when I speak slow I'm just a wild boy You could call me Steve-O With a mean flow Rockin' my jeans low Reppin' the burbs To the fullest That's where I be, bro 'Cause I'm a dog I shop at Petco See? I'm just a greasy ass white boy S-O-B Hot comerda Rock n' roll To a techno beat With a weed sack Stickier than a gecko's feet Gee Girlies can't help themselves Lookin' at the kid 'Cause I'm so damn hot They gotta put my in the fridge You heard That's my word Chris Webby be the illest mother fucker in the burbs And yes That is fer sher I'm a beast (That's fer sher) Kill a beat (That's fer sher) Spittin' heat 'Cause you know I play for keeps (That's fer sher) Rap nice (That's fer sher) Plus I'm white (That's fer sher) Just give me the mic I'm a kill it Damn right (That's fer sher) Yeah It's Chris Webby And that's fer sher...