Artist: Chuck D Album: The Autobiography of Mistachuck Song: Talk Show Created the Fool Typed by: ml4tisme@gmail.com * * send corrections to the typist --On my next show: Gay pet's-- --Laziness is in the house Slob wit no job is in the house-- [Verse 1-Chuck D] See my rhymes be hot like soul food spots I don't give a damn Jenny Jones A 100 million homes Grown folks doin anything To be some known folks Go tell Montell he gotta sue to Get like Donahue Between soap operas and bras Commercials sop opraahh Gossip by their own admissions Failed smoke emissions So enquired minds wanna know How low can we go On a TV show Hoochie and the Blow Reverses the race Cursed the nation the doom generation The next voice you hear Says get the fuck up outta here From pyramids, to hearin what he, she or they did Ain't no bizness on the screen If you know what I mean --Lazyness is in the house Slob with no jobs is in the house-- He say she say they all got beef Dragin their business all over in the street Bad things is some of them think its cool Talkshow created the fool [Verse 2-Abnormal] They tryin to portray themselves like Their movie stars, big Willie style Francin a mansion and fancy cars But in real life they live in projects And trailer parks all the bullshit they talk Makes me wanna spark L's Looking at channel zero from hell They frontin like they saying something But they ain't sayin nothin Players & hustlers, hookers and druggy's and racist I'm tryin to face this The poison that they feed in this my mind I'd rather be watchin BET Rap City On my big screen TV believe me When I say it They do it for the greed of the fame Following the trends of the Hollywood game It a shame Sellin their souls for 50 beans Looking like fools on the tube Just to get the damn cream Dragin their business all over in the street [Verse 3-C.Brewser] Talk show host really TV evangelist Bringin the most scandalous folks With lies they can't handle it Mad Drama trauma coming at you out to harm ya Infect your mental with an infectious type of insomnia Lies in disguise about women who really guys And guys who really women like that's such a big surprise You lies it's just like this whole world enterprize Best understand black man is infinite potential wise Realize TV amazing confusion type illusion Brought to your brain cell Giving you mental type dillusions It's all brain wall syndrome Sending you in a cyclone Plus had for your health so best leave it alone Bad things is some of them think its cool Talkshow created the fool [Verse 4-Chuck D] I be crawlin in that head like a virus You say lemme try this Way back when medicine Scaring some of our children Soul brother number one Is back in black in you kitchen Tell granma to chill on those chitlins Make no mistake Ricki Lakes eatin mad steaks Off your bad breaks Funerals and wakes Some of that shit is fake Yeah! She said He said Baby/Mama stick it All for TV time Hotels and airplane tickets Embarrass our asses and degrade End of the day ain't that a bitch Geraldo's getting paid --Laziness is in the house Slob wit no job is in the house-- He say she say They got beef Draggin their bizness all in the streets Bad things is some of them think its cool TALK SHOW CREATED THE FOOL *gives shout outs* + a skit