Artist: The Convicts Album: The Convicts Song: 1900-Dial-A-Crook Typed by: audiohex@gmail.com [Big Mike] Find a car in a cool-ass area Where you can walk by and motherfuckers won't be scared of ya Because if they're scared of ya They might get suspicious And call the police So you really gotsta listen A school or mall would be the best place to hit You gotsta be quick, and don't try no funny shit Find a side window by the backseat of the car Bust it out and unlock the back door Jump into the backseat then you climb into the front You get the shit smooth, but the job ain't done Thinkin' to yourself - "This time I got 'em" You stick your screwdriver in the steering wheel column Time to get busy, ain't no time to wait Pull on the screwdriver 'til the steering column breaks Then you take your hand and feel around for the pin And when you find it, put the screwdriver in Pull the pin back until the car starts Nothin' else to do but take the steerin' apart Then you drive off like it's yours, real slick Leavin' some stoopid motherfucker cold sick Dope-ass jack-move, straight out the book Exclusively on Dial-A-Crook [3-2] Get a test tube, some baking soda and a stove that's hot With your dope in any old kinda fuckin' pot Put some dope in the test tube, not that much Add a little water, then baking soda - just a touch Place the test tube over the stove and start shakin' it Couple of minutes to the cut - you'll be takin' it But first look at it, it starts to form an egg-shape Put some mo' water in though, and carefully shake Then you hear it start hittin' the glass Haha - a cookie on they funky bitch-ass But this ain't time for cappin' or frontin' Getcha fuckin' razorblade and commence to cuttin' Cut up 20's, dimes and nickels, even save your crumbs Cause the shit is so potent you'll have they whole fuckin' body numb Then start kickin' out dope like karate But don't be a stupid motherfucker sellin' to anybody Cause the jump-out boys jump out fast How the fuck you gonna run when the gauge is pointed at yo' ass? But fuck all this information I'm givin', I ain't a book Put the phone on the hook Outta here, you dialed a crook [Scarface] Here's a game for you dick-suckin' bitches Yo hoes, who's givin' up the pussy for the riches? But a nigga like me won't pay shit To put it blunt to ya: "Homie don't play, bitch" So open up and lemme get it Me pay for the pussy? Bitch, quit it Ain't no pussy in the world worth cashflow Put bank in your ass? Oh, no It ain't no way, motherfucker You could be the world's best dicksucker But you still don't fit for the payroll I run game on a bitch and lay low And let her roll with someone else And let the other motherfucker play his-self Let her get his cashflow But guess what, I'm still gettin' that ass, bro Let the other nigga keep her But everytime you fuck her ain't that pussy gettin' deeper? I bet it kinda makes you wonder When you're home all alone, yo, Akshun plays the plumber Hahaha, you thought you had her But when you fall asleep, yo she's rollin' with the Bradster I peep out game and just chill You gave her money for her rent But honey paid my light bill It ain't like a nigga ain't rich It's just the bitch has gotta pay for this dick Reverse the game, get a hook Dial a Crook [Willie D] You wanna know how to put Hussein in the morgue? Well I'm the man for the motherfuckin' job His phone could be tapped But I don't give a fuck about that Lemme tell you how to get his ass OK, plan A - artillery You want somethin' that'll take a motherfucker outta his misery You can't use a scope like the old days 'Cause the motherfucker hidin' in them caves He ain't shit to get with Just jump in a B-52 and make the hit For the army, navy, air force and marines Blow his funky ass to smithereens (Bushwick, can I get a witness? Fuck yeah, Nyquil that sickness) [Bushwick Bill] Size ain't shit, load ya clip You wanna kill Hussein, I'm hip Let him get off in the water Screw on the silencer - now slaughter But don't aim for the back or the chest You know the motherfucker wears a bullet-proof vest Go after the head When you see red, the motherfucker's good as dead *BANG* That's all she wrote