Artist: Convicts Album: Convicts Song: Penitentiary Blues Typed by: jostmatt at bluewin dot ch ... - Say man, they been lookin for you for three months, man - Man, I hear him Them hoes had me locked down in solitary, I couldn't holler at nobody Knowmsayin, it was fucked up - Thanks to Bido, man, we ready to put our hands on you But check this out, the lawyer, the judge, the warden, everybody been taken care of, man So you be raisin out of this motherfucker immediately By the way, what the fuck's been goin on in here? [ Big Mike ] I went to court today, them motherfuckers re-set it But I'm used to that shit now, so I ain't gon' sweat it Damn court appointed lawyers, they don't do a damn thing Railroadin a nigga, they got paid anyway Take they funky-ass $200 and run Leavin a nigga locked up in this bitch just for fun (That's a damn shame) Hell yeah, they be fuckin up Look how they certified that juvenile right there named Buck Gave that motherfucker 50 years His life won't be worth shit by time he get outta here And look at that dopefiend goin nuts Sweepin the flo' for fuckin cigarette butts Speakin on cig' butts, it's time to play crook I gotta steal mine cause I ain't got no money on my books I had a pack, but traded 'em to the trustee That's why I'm wearin this brand new Cadillac, G Yeah, and sportin the bitch like a champ I gotta get a hold of some envelopes and stamps So I can write a couple of letters to my folks To put some money on my books so I can get me some smokes Cause ain't nobody sendin me a motherfuck Hey yo, when you get through that cigarette, G, let me catch that butt Yo man, I kick you down with that, but just remember (Don't worry about a thing Cause every little thing gonna be) --> Bob Marley (Alright, it's gonna be alright) --> Zapp [ Big Mike ] You see that nigga right there, he's locked down for rape And tonight his motherfuckin manhood they gon' take He tried to tell us he was down here for robbery We found out later that rapin was his hobby Yeah, he raped a little baby girl, jack I hope they fuck him in his ass until his tongue turn black And I bet the bossman won't stop it Just turn his head and walk away like he ain't see shit Come to think of it, they need to fuck him too I put a gun to his head without a care and just shoot Goddamn man, why they takin so long with my shit? I can't wait to get home, I'm ready to bail out this bitch I called my girl, some motherfucker cursed me out I told the bitch I'ma kill both of you hoes when I get out Man, that shit made me so motherfuckin mad and uptight I damn hear begged the bossman to let me out for one night Cause I ain't the one to get played by a bitch But hey, I caught a cause and now I can't do shit Man, fuck that bitch, she wasn't shit anyway Let a motherfuckin hoe be a hoe, and like I said befo' (Don't worry about a thing Cause every little thing gonna be) --> Bob Marley (Alright, it's gonna be alright) --> Zapp [ Big Mike ] Hey yo man, you hear these fuckin lies they tell? About how they used to raise so much damn hell? You see that nigga right there, he's a motherfuckin trip Always talkin that goddamn lip Came up to me the other day, introduced himself this way "Say my name is Billy Ray and boy, I got some shit to say When I was bein in the world had so many fine-ass girls Walkin around with big old asses draped in diamonds, golds and pearls Nobody ever fucked with me cause I carried a nine, you see They had to put me away cause I was killin niggas constantly Back in the world I was a bad-ass brother" I said, "Get out of my face, you lyin motherfucker" Cause he be in the shower jackin off his dick Shootin nut on his toes, the bastard must be sick But I guess when you been locked up in this bitch for so long It ain't no thing to introduce the palm of your hand to your bone (Chow time!) I'm sick of eatin this goddamn slot Taste like some shit that they just scraped from the bottom of the pot I'll do anything for a homecooked meal Visions of fried fish, this shit can't be real (Mike, you're losin it, man) Well goddamn it, let me lose it Imagination strong, so I know I gotta use it I wanna go home, I wonder can I break out? This Penitentiary Blues have got me down, no doubt Man, don't let that shit get you down Jay done took care of everybody and everything So man, just (Don't worry about a thing Cause every little thing gonna be) --> Bob Marley (Alright, it's gonna be alright) --> Zapp