Artist: Crooked I Album: Mr. Pigface Weapon Waist Song: Mr. Pigface Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com [Intro] C.O.B. is my religion I was raised in the world, that wants to see me dead or locked up What they have to do to this monster{?} Pigface Weapon Waist nigga! [Crooked I] Yo, yo I won't be finished 'til I'm mentioned with the best ever I rock a record like I'm a member of Def Leppard I keep my eyes on my prey like I'm a deaf leopard You better crown me or I'll jump you like a red checker I'll chop your head off, I aim fifths and circum- -cize all of you guys cause it ain't shit to merk 'em I look into they eyes and see the same bitch that birthed 'em Pussy, I'm deranged, I'm insane, sick, berserk, I'm pain mixed with anguish, my language is game mixed with dangerous heinous spit, I shit, you a anus Nigga I'm idiotic, and really got it You fuck with me and them bullets'll be movin quick as Sonic I'm hangin out the window like a nigga finna vomit gin and tonic Guns sound like a astroid hit a comet! Yesterday I was loadin my pistol on my momma's couch Thought about my fucked up life, and yelled SLAUGHTERHOUSE! [Interlude] The beast was pregnant, with Pigface Weapon Waist The belly of the beast gave birth to a menace Now they can't control me [Crooked I] Yeah, I kill you with no strings attached, this is Wi-Fi 'Til the wheels fall off, I'm down to do the drive-by (nigga!) Not to be cocky but I'm gooned up, why lie? That's why I got the upper hand like a high-five Bet you never seen chrome tecs I make a call, I get you pussies touched, call it phone sex Ain't no tellin what I'm on next Long texts from your wife, tornado dick, I home wrecks I'll have that bitch sellin her coochie lips Bougie chicks get the coke nose, 'til they loaded as my uzi clip Even broke hoes on the groupie shit Pretty as a beauty tip, get the Max Julien movie script Welcome to my world, hot iron, shots firin Cops tryin to stop a mob giant I'll drop block science, and after I'm gone I'll picture hip-hop cryin like they did with Big and 'Pac dyin, I'm not lyin [Interlude] For every one dead, two more are born You can't stop real niggaz You'll never stop real niggaz [Crooked I] Yo, my +Family Ties+ just as deep as Michael J. Fox We aim glocks at your tanktops Leave you in a hospital bed, watchin "Baywatch" Watch your weight drop, 'til you're skinny enough to fit between raindrops Bang shots - we killin you on YouTube BONO~! Nigga that means you too I got a screw loose, you get stuck up like goody-two-shoes Thought you knew, that I was CUCKOO! I'm in a GT ay, I got them thangs on me I'm in a +GTA+, but I ain't Gay Tony A menace to society, I'm MC Eiht's homie The killer gorilla apes know me, Ma$e pray for me No lyricist realer, straight Kobe, can't hold me I flash player, couldn't read me with Adobe (naw!) So a new verse is nothin but a new hearse Tryin to kill G shit I'm shootin yellin "You first!" Nigga! [Interlude] You'll never kill G shit (never!) Until you change society, this shit won't stop (never) Art imitates life nigga Fox News wanna kill Obama, like the Long Beach PD wanna kill me (Tell 'em!) Ha ha ha ha But I won't die, I multiply C.O.B. (C.O.B.!) It's my religion (my religion) That's why they follow me (follow me!) Salute your general Pigface, Weapon Waist nigga! (yeah, yeah) Amen [Outro: Crooked I] Yeah, it's that shit I'm tired of you nigga, wack nigga, soft nigga Long Beach, Eastside Yeah, let this motherfucker ride Let the motherfucker RIDE 21 on the beat, sup 21? Deuce-one! Ha ha ha It's epic, a journey 21 on the beat, sup 21? Deuce-one! Ha ha ha Oh yeah... C.O.B.!