Artist: Danny! f/ Von Pea Album: Where Is Danny? Song: Hoedown Showdown Typed by: the_divine_2xl@yahoo.com [Verse 1: Von Pea] He ain't 'Ye and we ain't De La We ain't paid but we ain't stray, why? It is temptin' to go in for a victim To pimp him, simpin' with video vixens The fans tell me that I ain't allowed to quit And I'd be proud to sift through the e-mails Like I am about to get through to teen males And tell 'em it's alright to respect a female These other rhymers write like part-timers It's a harsh climate thus I'm off grindin' Often reminded we awesome and timeless From Austin to Thailand, we tied in Nice I can rhyme plus I can mind My own damn business, some of y'all should try The flow's mad senseless, none of y'all can ride The beat like I Or Danny, 'bye [Verse 2: Danny!] Hi! It's D. and The Beatmaker Please take a seat in the rear make way for the best Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Spent sixteen yen on a Stedman dress, yes The king of non-sequiturs is back Back with a brand new track Watch the online editors attack Underpaid snakes Fake as a steak on a Rubbermaid plate Have you seen my reviews? Jesus, these G's is confused Wouldn't know a good record if it bit 'em in their asparagus Had a therapist once Cut her off when she called the kid an arrogant cunt That's the third time this happened this week Flipped her the bird, choked the cat in the sleep And beat the pussy up Double entendre Trouble man cuddled with a couple blond Sandras And Sonya from the Bronx with the ganja Keeps prank-calling my phone, I don't answer As-Salamu alaykum Robbed the kid's hospital, lots of tonsils taken Hey now, you wanna see? Got it for the low-low, PayPal the funds to me Black market pimpin' Catch me in the booth in the back of Martha's Vineyard If I ain't there tell 'em Arthur sent ya Got a good discount on them hearts and dentures, yep Street peddler for real Synagogue boss hog with secular appeal, oh