Artist: Del the Funky Homosapien f/ Khaos Unique Album: Both Sides of the Brain Song: Proto Culture Typed by: webmaster@hieroglyphics.com Chorus: Let me tell you about the Proto Culture If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster KU: Game related, raise it bit by bit Yo D, link up the cable we'll go hit for hit Phantasma plasma particle beam means I have ya on the run-the rendered effects hot like magnas Del: I play games by Capcom with a power glove strapped on O n any platform, I don't spend my dough on Phat Farm Video games, I got many to play Before my life expires; fufill my desires KU: Mastering your hardest boss Shattering all stars across Ain't hard to cross the finish line Floatin' on Daytona Wex, Gex or Kloana, we get ‘em all at cost RPG, Platform we transform like Macross Del: Rival schools, Batsu Purchase you ought to It came with one free CD, it's like I bought two I hope they make part II for Dreamcast ‘Cause games I've seen in mags, you won't believe they have! KU: Getting callouses turning over asteroids Graviton bombs destroyed Getting moms annoyed Now I'm hacking Nightmare Creatures Their features splattered across the screen It gets more clean each year Del: I remember my homie Ed Coats had the most A Colecovision-every week I'd visit Playing Donkey Kong Jr., Venture, Rock and Rope Games I thought was dope While my moms was watching soaps KU: I'm on the next level I got a double barrel shotgun in the Doomworld Waiting on the next devil Armor's low-check the arsenal Rupture the main conductor playin Disruptor Del: I remember Ninja Gaiden Finished finally With Ramone wouldn't answer the phone This was before getting blown I own the first Nintendo Power With the maps of Zelda Help me conquer in an hour Chorus: Let me tell you about the Proto Culture If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster (2X) Del: Hey KU you know my SEGA collection is massive Got all the past hits and classics Herzog Zwei now Panzer Zwei Originality that made me a fan today KU: It's Pandemonium-it's like Toys R Us Flippin the next Saturn game brings out the boys in us It's poisonous Taking out the boys in blue in Grand Theft Auto, Snatch a Rolls Royce to use Del: Yeah, I'll admit Playstation improved Come visit Feudal Japan with me and Tenchu Bushido Blade 2 with sword play so accurate Mega Man Legends but I had to buy a map for it. KU: I fence Hyo to get a Neo-Geo For Samurai 64 in full rendered splendor Rival counter and enter my sword in his innards My joint was being Leonardo wuppin' on Splinter Del: I gotta get Xenogears-that's the type of game that relieves my fears Get it from overseas to here I gotta get Psychic Force Authentic arcade that I can endorse They got me liking imports KU: I'll need to be at the next E3, What's the next CD I need to see Me and D signing checks Let's float overseas, mingle with game companies Giving tips to Capcom and Sega-you can't front on these Del: To anyone who knew me better Know I chose Saturn first Cause it's 2-D heaven Bernie Stolar dropped the ball with the RAM cartridge X-men Vs. Streetfighter could've expanded the market KU: Marvel Vs. Capcom-beyond fathom Tell the truth, Playstation ain't ready to have ‘em Come on I'll bring the onslaught Alpha and Omega Khaos Unique brought to you by SEGA. Chorus: Let me tell you about the Proto culture If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster (2X)