Artist: Deltron 3030 f/ David Cross, Amber Tamblyn
Album:  Event 2
Song:   Lawnchair Quarterback Part Two
Typed by: @OHHLAdotcom

[Amber Tamblyn]
You know it's ridiculous the things they have now
(These kids have no appreciation) No! None at all

[David Cross]
No appreciation for for what, their elders
What we did to, to create a uh, uh a pleasant environment
Y'know?

[Amber Tamblyn]
You think the manual crank heel was easy?
No it was not
It was not easy to get up in that cloud

[David Cross]
You, y- you're not gonna eat that hover sandwich?

[Amber Tamblyn]
I, honey I told you
I've gotta wait 'til it hits the floor
I can't eat it in mid-hover
I can't, the kids can all do that
I haven't been able to figure it out yet
It just gets all over the place

[David Cross]
I don't know why they thought that was an improvement
Back when I was growing up to
You knew how to, talk to your elders
You did it in a very nasally sing-song kind of cadence
Like "Oh my GOD!" And that's how people talked
And that's how you're supposed to talk

[Amber Tamblyn]
Absolutely; and also
You didn't look at anybody while you talked to them
You made sure to text or tweet at that exact time
Now you got (they don't do that) yeah I know!

[David Cross]
Speaking of which, are you gonna finish that entire..

[Amber Tamblyn]
Oh, MY GOD! Ask me again

[David Cross]
No - let me finish what I was saying
Are you going to finish that entire
roast turkey Thanksgiving dinner in pill form?

[Amber Tamblyn]
Oh no! Do you want some?
You can have one of them