Artist: Deliciouss T
Album:  Melancholy in G'yeah! Minor *
Song:   WWJD
Typed by: Deliciouss T *

* http://soundcloud.com/deliciouss-t/sets/melancholy-in-gyeah-minor-1/

What would Jesus do?  Probably dishes
Illegal immigrants living conditions is vicious
Both liberals and zealots might find these lyrics malicious
Epiphany isn't me never seemed that religious
In fact, yo, watch your back when there's a priest behind you
Be mindful the behind will be why he's eyeing you
Holy moly when holies is fresh his holiness is totally a holy mess
The phony baloney he poses before he throw the bone in
Old flesh you could only guess has wholesome kids oh totally stressed
and alone in distress, before you know it, yo, they owning a dress
Be smarter boys, fight harder if they want to make you altar boys
It's all a ploy!  The butthole's in trouble the crack is under attack
who much you wanna bet them robes tie in the back?
IF you're raised catholic at mass you should sit in the back
Paranoia accurate critical to missing a dick in the crack
Priests set the bar for the biggest of sickoes can act
When they isn't sticking kids they picking some Christians for cash
Or something that sicker than that
Just don't let em get to your ass

HOOK:  GOTDAMN!! ...

Sodom and Gomorrah got the hottest whores east of Vegas
Anything goes with all the holes just as long as there's payment
Tupac shoulda gone there 'steada forcibly touching the anus
Never woulda caught a case and gone upstate incarcerated
Yet I digress, hottest whores in the whole Middle East
Best believe they let you split the middle for sticking the meat
Yeah, they like the bottom why deplore em for wanting to prod em?
To get the freak on is It's not a problem, cuz bottoms, they bout em bout em
But zealots say the hind end's not an option and they really care
“I just think it's icky and unfair that some folks stick it there.”
Why the fuck would your God give two fucks bout who the fuck you fuck
Or how you fuck em, where you fuck em, cut or butt, just pushing buttons
Fucking a, if they wanna fuck in the A, let playas play
Long as they can vote it ain't no matter they straight or you gay
I say get it your way til it spray, son, all day.
Maul all the soft bits lost in flesh paws play
And this ain't just strictly bout bf'n, it's f'n and s'n
Bro's or broads go raw until you get there whatever's your pleasure
If girls makes some girls' heads swirl give it a whirl
Fucking n shucking crack the oyster in search of pearls
Or don't matter if it's couples or a dozen of couples
whole gang of males and ladies playing around with the fuck holes
Fuck, bro, some bro's fuck bro's let 'em fuck bro's
Instead of thumping bibles grumpin' I say go and hump hoes
They need to put an end to sticking noses in the business
of my friends or make amends and stick that nose up someone's business end
the thought of what some others do it shouldn't make you furious
Give it a shot, admit it, bruh, I think you're curious

From abortion clinic bombers to some martyrs yelling jihad
last thing we need to keep the peace from what I see would be god
people screaming seething beat each other bringing bleeding and strife
over differing opinions on the meaning of a meaningless life
and sheeit, it's all for nothing all these nuns and priests is tripping
flipping some of these religions amidst poverty's persistence
Catholicism followed is apology-ology,
a bunch of sorry God I didn't wanna sin I try to be
a righteous guy , and rise on up beyond the greed inside of me
while the mongrels bottom feed but now and then I gotta skeet!
Sorry I don't follow monotheistic mythology,
The problem be your god to me your modern Apollo to me
God means living honestly don't gotta be following Je
Sus Christ, bust I grab mic I'm hollering
Proverbs and coddling by guy called father's not my thing
If the God I honor disagrees, then strike me down and clobber me