Artist: Die Antwoord f/ The Flying Dutchman (aka Neo SA)
Album:  $O$
Song:   My Best Friend
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[B] Hello, what you doing here, who are you?
[The Flying Dutchman] Het jy my tv ??
[B] My codename is Mikhail Breznikov, but you can call me Bongi
[The Flying Dutchman] (snort) nice name, where'd you get it? the Waterfront?
[B] Don't you think I've been mocked enough
because my father, Sipho, did not put a click in my name?
[The Flying Dutchman] Versin!
[B] I was taken by the Russians as a slave
but I maintain my Sowetan heritage with this afro
[The Flying Dutchman] Verstaan jy Afrikaans?
[B] stop! English only - I do not understand your language
[The Flying Dutchman] mm? why am I here?
[The Flying Dutchman] Ja waars ons kinders?
[B] I said English. Can you handle it?
[The Flying Dutchman] Hmm?
[B] Because you are cute and I like to lick the chocolate starfish
if you are wondering why my voice is not in sync with my lips
it is because when I was a little boy my best friend Jacob Zuma
taught me how to talk shit
and just like him I have mastered it
and I now talk through my ass as well