Artist: Devo Spice
Album:  Gnome Sane?
Song:   Half-Assed Rapper
Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash

[Devo Spice]
Uhh, uhh, yo
Get money, get paid
Get money, get laid
Get money, get a lot
Get feuding, get shot

Yo, I'm big pimpin - like acne
Ain't got no skills, kind of whack see
A cheese reference, I'ma throw it in
I got a Android, so I can fold it in
I ain't even tryin, in fact I'm still in bed
Got a hot girl, here to give me breakfast
She brought donuts, yeah that's what I like
Mouth full of jelly, crumbs on the mic!
Nah I ain't in the mood, girl get off me
Go downstairs, get me some coffee
Songs in all the club, record go gold
My flow's nasal cause I got a cold

[Chorus]
Yo I'm a half-assed rapper gettin paid for words
Didn't write can't recite 'em but success is assured
Cause I pretend to be hardcore from the street
But I got no sense of rhythm so I'm way off beat

[Interlude]
{*snoring loudly*}
"Uhh, Devo... Devo, DEVO SPICE~!"

Huh? Ohh yo yo, I'm big pimpin - like acne
Ain't got no skills... ("No no no, no Devo")
("We already did this, we did this part already")
("We're up to the big hit part")

[Devo Spice]
Oh, sorry
Uhh, yo
It's a big hit, it's all over ya
I'm makin bank, like Wachovia
People love my songs, so they play it again
I... uhh, what was I sayin again?
Got fat rhymes, and clever lyrics
I know you're impressed, by the clever lyrics
I can't read this line, the paper's smudged
Now I need a rhyme - Iiii, like fudge
Yo I'm the best, in the game today
Like Super Mario, when he jumps away
I know I mumble, but just a lil' bit
It's all slurred ay yay yeah

[Chorus]

[Outro]
"So Devo, you want to do a third verse?"
Nah I'm goin back to bed
"Okay, well how do you want to end this song?"
How 'bout you just shut up and leave me alone?
"Uhh, okay"