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Artist: Eminem
Album:  The Marshall Mathers LP
Song:   Steve Berman
Typed by: ÇexyÇy

{*door creaks open*}
{*background music "What's The Difference" by Dr. Dre*}

[Eminem]  'eyyy!
[Steve]   Hey Em, what's up?
[Eminem]  Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin'? 
	  Good to see you again. What's up?
[Steve]   Em, could you come in here and have a seat, please?
[Eminem]  Umm, yeah, what's...
[Steve]   Vanessa? Shut the door
[Vanessa]  Okay {*door creaks shut*}
[Eminem]  So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
[Steve]   It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
[Eminem]  Wh...
[Steve]   This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record
[Eminem]  Wha...
[Steve]   Do you know what's happening to me out there?
[Eminem]  Wh-wha-what's the problem?
[Steve]   Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
[Eminem]  Who's Violent...?
[Steve]   Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! 
	  Do you know what it feels like 
	  to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
[Eminem]  But, I...
[Steve]   I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this 
	  You know why Dre's record was so successful? 
	  He's rappin' about big-screen T.V.s, blunts, 40's and bitches. 
	  You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin
[Eminem]  I mean-
[Steve]   I can't sell this shit!
[Eminem]  What...
[Steve]   Either change the record or it's not coming out!
[Eminem]  What, I...
[Steve]   Now get the fuck out of my office!
[Eminem]  What am I supposed...
[Steve]   NOW!
[Eminem]  Alright man....