Artist: Falz
Album:  Stories That Touch
Song:   Mid-Flight Announcement (Skit)
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

Good moring ladies and gentlemen
You are welcome aboard this Boeing 737
Stories That Tocsh airline flight to London, UK coming from Lagos, Nigeria
Your pilot for today is Captain FalztheBahdGuy
I'm the assistant by name of Brother Taju
but the ladies call me T.J. for short
Sincere apology to make this announcement in the mid-air
Our megaphone is not working before
But our mechanic is able to fix it
So mush pothole on the way going
Therefore we are likely to experience serious turbulence
But not to worry, just fasten your seat belt
There may be lost of cabin pressure
We have exhaust all our oxygen masks
Maintain your breathing, do not behave like illiterate
Is also possible that we are force to land on water
There is no life jacket on this helicopter
Sorry sorry this is aeroplane
In this aeroplane, sorry, so you will be stranded
If you look to your back, you'll observe that the cabin crews
are just about to light the gas in order to prepare your lunch
In the meantime, there is a little bit of finger food
together with a cold mineral for you to feel comfortable
Once again thanks so much for choosing to fly
with Stories That Touch airline
Sit back, relaz comfortable and enjoy your flight