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Artist: First Offence (aka F/Off)
Album:  Just Try Me/The Football Song 12"
Song:   The Football Song
                                      
   Verse 1
   
   We got up early to get to the match
   We smash and trash the first train that we catch
   We seen a pub and we knocked a few back
   We did the landlord right there on the mat
   All twelve of us, well we seen this lad
   We were really pleased but he wasn't too glad
   I walked right to him, said "You could use a shave"
   And introduced him to my Wilkinson blade
   I took a grip, had to suck in real hard
   Followed through with our firm's calling card
   Then we did a runner cos he had some mates
   And three against twelve doesn't sound too great
   Into the toilet, marker pens at ready
   The crippled attendant tried to come on really heavy
   That was too bad, another guy got hurt
   But never mind, it's all in a day's work
   
   Chorus
   
   Don't care if we lose, don't care if we win
   Don't care if we sink, don't care if we swim
   Don't care if we lose, don't care if we win
   Cos YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD KICKED IN!
   
   Break
   
   (You're gonna get your fuckin' head kicked in)
   (You're gonna get your fuckin' head kicked in)
   
   (Yeah, twat him. Kick his fuckin' head in! Scouse bastard)
   
   Repeat chorus
   
   Verse 2
   
   1-0, into the first five minutes
   If he looks at me again I'll kill 'im
   I don't think he'd be smilin' like that
   With his teeth knocked out with a baseball bat
   It's a pity I couldn't smuggle one in
   But the security's good these days
   It's a good job they didn't check me back pocket
   Cos they'd've found my blade
   1-0, what the hells up with 'em?
   They should hammer these Krauts
   Kick 'em in the bollocks and have done with
   I ain't doin' for nowt
   I came to watch a soccer match
   Not fairies dancin'
   I think I'll just liven things up
   And give someone's face a good stampin'
   
   Repeat chorus