Artist: Goldie Lookin Chain
Album:  Safe As Fuck
Song:   HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy)
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

Back then I say a few years ago
I made a conscious decision to get wrecked on blow
When it started it was all just a laugh
Smoking spliffs on the toilet, or bongs in the bath
As time went by I carried on toking
Like Howard Marks, but doing more choking
I didn't mind but then I didn't even check
Smoking too much weed has left my body a wreck
Can't say out loud but there's something going on
I grow tits, after smoking my bong

Smoking my bong
Lighting my cone
I don't want to worry about my chromosones

Hormone replacement, that's what I need
I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that's what I need
I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed

This is the message, weed tokers out there beware
Your dealer just don't care
Take a step back, listen to what I say
GM weed fuckin' up your DNA
The truth about this weed, it really is a shocker
Smoked nearly ½ an ounce now I look like Hayley Cropper
So you've been warned, take fuckin heed
Of this chemically enhanced, icky sticky weed

GM weed starts to...
It's the microchip stops you taking a piss
Putting chemically enhanced weed in your spliffs
Now I need viagra to get me a stiffs

Hormone replacement, that's what I need
I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that's what I need
I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed

Oh shit my willy is a fanny!
Take a step back I'm turning into a tranny!
I start to panic, I'm getting cock rash
My bellends turning into a fucking gash
Seen the doctor, nothing could be done
I smoked the weed and the changes began

Hormone replacement, that's what I need
I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that's what I need
I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed

Smoking weed just to press your agression
Some people say it could lead to depression
Here's a lesson
Sticky weed don't be messin'
Maybe you should just stick to rezin?
Bags of hot rocks, and burning your traccie
But you don't wanna get tits off this GM waccy baccy
Smoke it spa
You'll need a training bra
Just for now I'm smoking soap bar!!!!

HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy
HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy
HRT, HRT Hormone replacement, that's what I need
I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that's what I need
I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed

Hormone replacement, that's what I need
I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
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