Artist: Hollywood Undead Album: Christmas In Hollywood (S) Song: Christmas In Hollywood Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Funnyman as Santa Claus] [Tha Producer and Charlie Scene] [Chorus] It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukah in Inglewood the dreidel's spinning in the hood so meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk [Charlie Scene and J-dog] J J J Just a little story about last Christmas About some bad kids who were full of wishes We gave some gifts and then we gave some loving The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin Little Timmy stole from 7-11 So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents Zack got caught with a bottle of jack So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!! It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped Like oh my god is that saint nick Kids give me your list like it's the 25th Been accused of being a bad kid But I get presents as is Cause Mrs. Clause just Myspaced me I blew off a date on Christmas eve So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice You might still get a Rolly and a game device So write your list and never have no fear Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! [The Server and Da Kurlzz] I'm about to serve it up for for all you boys and girls good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz we were chilling at home and decking the halls so I checked my phone and Santa had called he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve he said that his jolly ass needed some help he said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life "if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife!" so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle so we all took flight but something was fishy he asked for road head and started to kiss me underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's I pulled down his beard and it was a monster it wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking impostor! when we found out he started to pout I took my bandanna and I choked him out I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a Grinch so if you don't like Christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!!