Artist: Hollywood Undead Album: I Must Be Emo (S) Song: I Must Be Emo Typed by: AZ Lyrics "Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward I couldn't get enough money to go to the "Blood Red Romance & Suffocate Me Dry" concert It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You' and 'Rip Apart My Soul' and of course 'Stabby, Rip, Stab, Stab' And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to that flippy thing either Like that guy from that band can do. Somedays..." I'm an Emo kid, Non-conforming as can be You'd me Non-conforming too if you looked just like me I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I'm almost Emo enough to start shaving my legs Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, you'll just call me a fag Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes Cause Emo is one step below transvestite Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be Emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be Emo I'm dark, and sensitive and low self esteem The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sisters mascara and now I'm grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me It's never any fun They say they already have a pussy, They don't need another one Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be Emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be Emo Dye' my hair and polish on my toes I must be Emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be Emo "...My life is just a black abyss, You know? It's so dark And it's suffocating me, Grabbing a hold of me and tightening it's grip. Tighter then a pair of my little sisters jeans Which look great on me, by the way..." When I get depressed, I cut my wrists in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of Goth You could read me 'Catcher In The Rye' and watch me jack-off I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said I liked girls I'd only be half right I look like I'm dead and I dress like a homo I must be Emo Screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo I must be Emo I like to whine and hit my parentals I must be Emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be E-mo "My parents don't get Emo They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy.. Well, a couple of guys. But I mean it's the 2000's Can't two...or four dudes just make out with each other without being gay? I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one on that gets me, You're my best friend.. I feel like Taco's...."