Artist: Hellpit Faeries
Album:  Jingle Fucking Bells
Song:   The Most Fucking Wonderful Time of the Year
Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com

KIDS ARE GONNA DIE!!!

[Intro]
Hey Mela Machinko! (Hey Jean Grae!)
It's motherfucking Christmastime!
(Merry motherfucking Christmas!)
This time of the year

[Mela Machinko]
It's the most fucking wonderful time of the yeaaaaar
(Ding, dong, ding, dong)
With the kids jingle belling
and everyone telling you, "Be of good cheeeeer"
It's the most fucking wonderful time of the yeaaaaar

[Jean Grae]
Fuck yeah it is! Hey!
It's the hap-fucking-happiest season of all..
(Pretty fucking happy season - yeah, I know)
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
When friends come to call (Yeaaah, they're pretty fucking gay!)
It's the hap-fucking-happiest season of allllll...
(Ding, dong, ding, dong)

[Mela Machinko] (Jean Grae)
There'll be parties for hosting
 (Marshmallows fucking toasting and caroling out in the snow)
There'll be fucking ghost stories
And tales of the glories of Christmases long, long agooooo...
(They was fucking long time ago, seriously!)
It's the most fucking wonderful time of the yeaaaaar
There'll be much mistletoeing
(And fucking hearts glowing when love ones are neaaaar)
I love you, Jean! (Gay~!)
{*both*} It's the most fucking wonderful time of the yeaaaaar

[Jean Grae]
HIT IT, MELA! Sashay in this bitch!
Sashay for Jesus!

[choir] (Mela {Jean}
There'll be parties for hosting (Who the fuck-?!)
Marshmallows for toasting (Wait, what? Where them bitches-?!)
And caroling out in the snow (Wait who the fuck are these-?!)
{Gimme my gun! Gimme my gun!} (Lookout!) {*gunshot*}

[Mela Machinko] (Jean Grae)
(There'll be fucking ghost stories)
And tales of the glories of Christmases long fucking agooooo..
(Shit, that was a mighty long fucking time ago, Jesus!)
Long fucking agooooOOOOO... (A FUCKING LONG TIME!)
It's the most fucking wonderful time of the yeaaaaar
There'll be much fucking mistletoeing
(And hearts will be glowing when love ones are neaaaar-ah!)
It's the most fucking wonderful time
It's the most fucking wonderful time (HEY!)
{*both*} It's the most fucking wonderful tiiiime
of the yeeeeeee-eeeeeeEEEEE-EEEEEEEAR!!

[Outro]
FUCK!!! YEAH!!! (Fucking mm..)
FUCKING TAKE THAT!!! (Fucking Hellpit Faeries, bitches!)
FUCKING CHRISTMAS!! BITCH~!!! (Merry fucking Christmas)
WHAT!! (I'll smack the shit out of you)
I'LL FUCKING NAIL YOU TO- YEAH!!! JESUS, BITCH!!!!