Artist: Hilltop Hoods Album: Powder the Monkey 12" Song: Powder the Monkey Typed by: sensative_new_age_guy@hotmail.com (First let me introduce myself) Hello, this is your Disneyland storyteller And I have a story to tell you This time it all happened in the jungle [Verse 1: Suffa] Now this is a story about a monkey named Powder A happy little monkey his friends used to crowd around the Base of the tree that he lived in and wait all day And asked his mumma if its ok it powder came out to play So they could swing from vine to vine through the jungle And from time to time one would tumble to the grassy floor (uh) The powder would be there for them you couldn't ask for more Cos he was always there for friends One day in the woods he was just swinging around Till a python in a tree came slithering down and said 'Powder put out your hand, now I won't bite it' Take this flyer there's a party on tonight and you're invited It's at the Lions Den doors open at ten Can't wait, don't be late cya then bring your friends (yesss yesss) bring your friends (yesss yess) bring your friends [Chorus/Hook] It's about a curious place (in the jungle) and I'm going to tell you the famous story of (in the dark quiet jungle) (The jungle! Survive alone in the jungle!) We've got a long journey ahead of us I wanna stay in the jungle I'm not afraid I can look after myself... [Verse 2: Suffa] So they went to the party a crazy jungle disco Calypso rhythms flamingos doing strip shows The DJ was an alligator on the fader At the bar little powder was approached by the waiter The waiter said Powder the club owner wants to meet ya And took him to a lion in the corner named Ibiza Ibiza let out a low growl and called to the waiter And asked for two cuts of fermented potatoes He said "have you ever had something stronger than these?" Powder said "well me and my friends used to smoke banana leaves" "That's kids stuff this stuff will make you feel like your mr. big stuff com'on take a sniff of this dust" Powder tried to disguise the fear in his eyes Looked at the lion and said "I guess it couldn't hurt to try" (I'm not afraid) I guess it couldn't hurt to try (I'm not afraid) I guess it couldn't hurt to try [Chorus/Hook] [Verse 3: Suffa] Now little Powders worlds completely spinning He's dribbling and grinning making passes at women And talking 'bout him self cause now he's mr. important He's friends don't understand cause they didn't snort it Powder says "forget you guys man you the past I'll swap any one of you for just another blast Or a piece of arse, whose that dime she's looking fine By the way where's that lion I wouldn't mind another line" The lion obliged powder felt his nose rip apart He felt pains in his chest as if his heart was exploding He stumbled out to the road in a daze Going red in the face now he's choking The dope in his system that made him overdose No longer powder the monkey now he's Powder the ghost (The ghost ghost) now he's Powder the ghost (The ghost ghost) now he's Powder the gho-o-ost [Chorus/Hook]