Artist: Ice-T Album: The Classic Collection Song: Cold Wind-Madness (AKA The Coldest Rap, Pt. 2) Typed by: email@example.com * Ice-T's 1st single ever, released in 1983 but compiled on this LP in 1993 [* Sampler of cold wind blowing*] [Intro: Ice-T] Yo yo yo, please please, please check it out Cause I'm a player, I'm always clean I bought Mercedes Benz when I was seventeen From the womb to the tomb, I run my game Cause I'm cold as ice, and I show no shame [Break: Sampler of cold wind blowing] [Verse One: Ice-T] The ladies say that I'm heaven sent Cause I got more money than the US mint I ride Rag-Top Rolls with rocks on my hand, Maseratis and Mercedes Benz I have the Uz to line, private Jets, Bel-Air-Boogies place my bets I own islands up, there close to France Now I wear designer, chucks and pants When I was brought into this world My mamma never asked if I was boy or a girl First I rolled over to her, and gave her a kiss She said: Your daddy don't rock me like this! When the doctor hit me on the behind, I broke on down with a funky rhyme The nurses said I was awfully cute When I played out a joint, in a three piece suit Yo yo yo, please please, please check it out Cause I'm a player, I'm always clean I bought Mercedes Benz when I was seventeen From the womb to the tomb, I run my game Cause I'm cold as ice, and I show no shame [Break: Sampler of cold wind blowing] [Verse Two: Ice-T] I took her by her hand, I said come with me We drove up in my vicious eighty three I took her to diner, I took her to the show I took her to the suite cause she begged me to go We got into the room, to make After-Long snaps So she just shut the seven buckles up and came up with a gat Stretched through the door, I didn't cut no slack I had her on the floor, on her stomach, on her back I had her on the wall, and I hold it on the knee I put her in the hot tub and the water started to freeze I took her out the hot tub then I put her on the faucet "Ooh Ice-T, I can't take no more" I put her in the bed then she looked up in the mere Screaming so loud, I think the East Coast did hear I floored on my back, I put her on the top She said: "Ooh Ice-T, would this ever stop?" I said No! the freaking has just began We hit fifty more positions before I got gone When we've got finished, it was no longer dark We had rocked so hard, made her snotty farts bark Then she rolled over to me, she looked me in my eye And said these words to my surprise: She said: I tried to check you, cause I knew I could I came here with you, cause I thought I should I tried to freak you, cause I thought I could But oohh baby, you're sure I could? She said: baby you're one hell of a man, ain't no better riding than Disney Land Now to all you ladies that think you're fly, and can out freak the average guy Don't ever come venturing through my door I'll have begging to stop, while you're screaming for more Yo, please check it out All the ladies in the house come check it out Cause I'm a player with juice on every hand So deeply in packet I control demand But we all know how I earn my pay Cause if you don't wanna work, then you got to play [Break: 69 seconds of Jazz music interlude] [Verse Three: Ice-T] Brothers when you winning in Donna Fox You don't take her to MC Donalds to jack in the box Don't pick her up, in a bus or a Cap She needs a black belt chauffeur and a cornice wrap You can take her to dine at the finest spot Or you take her to a disco that's really hot You can take her home and while you're all alone Don't forget to disconnect the phone You can take her to the bed, you throw back the sheets..