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Artist: Infinite Density Beings
Album:  Crossfade to the beat
Song:   Golden Piss Tickets
Typed by: Nick Born

the night started out with some sprite and rum
and lord Almighty it twas a lot of fucking fun
the plan was to see exodus, a film about the jews
who ever cleaned the theater was in for some bad news
for drinking in the movie theater fills your bladder fast
thinking you can hold it in depends how long you'll last
my buddy he doesn't give a shit he'll piss upon your dreams
motherfuckers acting dissident
they'll get the golden streams
this night in question my buddy really had to go
at the whim of my suggestion he chose to let it flow
he walked up to the wall in a nonchalant fashion
he let the urine fall with everlasting satisfaction
his parents would be proud of him he doesn't give a damn
he wears a face of dignity he'll show you how to be a man
the people sitting with us there weren't even aware
that my buddy had just left his mark and didn't even care
the movie didn't start for thirty fucking minutes
what happened after that you had to be there with us
the manager busted in there looking like a knave
little did he know what my buddy had just sprayed
he came into apologize for the movie being delayed
he gave us all free movie tickets we had just been paid
these tickets were so golden they glimmered in the light
we were just betrothed with gifts the winners of the night

now pissing in the movie theater isn't always easy
sometimes you gotta do it fast
and be a little sneaky
you may not get away with it
you may not be the best
just make sure to make it quick
and put it to the test
letting out your urine is a healthy natural action
always make sure you do it with a fiery fucking passion
a pisser never takes their piss as something that isn't sacred
pissers always choose a place where the stain will not be faded
the day you learn to piss without ever being caught
is a day that should be celebrated its what you're being taught
when the golden showers flow like they never could've ended
the colors will shine and glow in a vision forever splendid
if you ever get the chance to piss on someone's face
please make sure to make it last and do it without haste
the nutrients in your pee were not absorbed by your body
they will absorb into their face and make them a fucking hotty

vandalism is just a word and art cannot be thwarted
an artists piss creations should always be rewarded
if you piss inside remember not to brag
the noble art of pissing is not for those who lag