Artist: Infinite Density Beings Album: Crossfade to the beat Song: Golden Piss Tickets Typed by: Nick Born the night started out with some sprite and rum and lord Almighty it twas a lot of fucking fun the plan was to see exodus, a film about the jews who ever cleaned the theater was in for some bad news for drinking in the movie theater fills your bladder fast thinking you can hold it in depends how long you'll last my buddy he doesn't give a shit he'll piss upon your dreams motherfuckers acting dissident they'll get the golden streams this night in question my buddy really had to go at the whim of my suggestion he chose to let it flow he walked up to the wall in a nonchalant fashion he let the urine fall with everlasting satisfaction his parents would be proud of him he doesn't give a damn he wears a face of dignity he'll show you how to be a man the people sitting with us there weren't even aware that my buddy had just left his mark and didn't even care the movie didn't start for thirty fucking minutes what happened after that you had to be there with us the manager busted in there looking like a knave little did he know what my buddy had just sprayed he came into apologize for the movie being delayed he gave us all free movie tickets we had just been paid these tickets were so golden they glimmered in the light we were just betrothed with gifts the winners of the night now pissing in the movie theater isn't always easy sometimes you gotta do it fast and be a little sneaky you may not get away with it you may not be the best just make sure to make it quick and put it to the test letting out your urine is a healthy natural action always make sure you do it with a fiery fucking passion a pisser never takes their piss as something that isn't sacred pissers always choose a place where the stain will not be faded the day you learn to piss without ever being caught is a day that should be celebrated its what you're being taught when the golden showers flow like they never could've ended the colors will shine and glow in a vision forever splendid if you ever get the chance to piss on someone's face please make sure to make it last and do it without haste the nutrients in your pee were not absorbed by your body they will absorb into their face and make them a fucking hotty vandalism is just a word and art cannot be thwarted an artists piss creations should always be rewarded if you piss inside remember not to brag the noble art of pissing is not for those who lag