Artist: J-Toth From Hoth f/ Abe tha Babe, Le$$, Tucker Booth
Album:  Conspiracy Theory
Song:   Secret Muslim
Typed by: @JonathanToth

[Abe tha Babe]
Hey Le$$... Le$$ Rothschild, It's Old boy Abe
from the Bilderbergers... we might have to round us up a posse... 

They say our president ain't even American
like he got real-time African heritage
if he's one of them Manchurian terrorists
an intervention might be imperative

[Le$$]
Man, I don't really give a fuck about politics
all this shit gets me depressed, and I'm
trying to get all of the chicks and all of the the
chips, and eat 'em all, and beat 'em all, hey!

I beat the game man, I beat the fucking game
I beat politics, I ain't even gotta vote
What I want to happen, they already know
so it's been happening, bitch I get it crackin'

bitch I got it happening, no I got it poppin'
I got a lot of this, you can have a bit
I have the shit, I'm smoking weed
[Tucker Booth]
Did I tell you I know Kanye and Jay-Z?

[Abe]
Shit, I bet he's a secret Muslim
says he prays to Christ, but you just don't trust him
kneels to Ramadan twelve times a day
don't eat for a month, what the fuck does that say?

[Le$$]
They can see it in my pockets, in my wallet, on my wrist
they can see on my neck, they can see it on my bitch
they can see that all my shit is rich, everything
rich, bitch I'm so goddamn rich

[Abe]
I'm from "The Company" ya heard?
[Le$$]
I run the Federal Reserve
I run the whole town, I run the whole fucking Earth
I invented money, my whole blood line is so pure
I'm looking like, goddamn, where the gold bars?

[Abe]
They're ours... 
[Le$$]
I got 'em all, got the gold bars, I bought
Every bar in the whole town, so let's get fucked up
[Abe]
That's what's up, let's saddle up, cover the wagons
call FOX, get 'em some facts and stuff."

[Le$$]
They can see it in my pockets, in my wallet, on my wrist
they can see on my neck, they can see it on my bitch
they can see that all my shit is rich, everything
rich, bitch I'm so goddamn rich

[Tucker Booth]
Now Abe, now I let you speak there. Now you hold a second
there Abe, you hold on a gosh-darn, cotton-picking minute, listen to me... 

Don't fuck with the chosen one
you'll get your assets frozen son
to get paid, join the super pacs
otherwise smoke crack with Goldman Sachs

go ahead, push your luck, get laid off, or
risk it all, go for broke like my boy Madoff... 
the whole world's a bunch of blood sucking zombies
so go ahead, vote for me or that clone... 

Obamney... Obamney son... 

You heard me. Ya heard? AY! You listening? If the honey badger thinks
you ain't listening, he might have to keep talking, and you know the only
thing you don't want is for honey badger to keep talking. Wise old owl
says that, ain't never a bad time for a couple hooters... (laughter)
Now where's my yoga mat? It's time for me to bend over and do a downward dog to Allah...