Artist: J-Zone
Album:  Peter Pan Syndrome
Song:   Crib Issues
Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com

[J-Zone]
It may sound ig'nant, but FUCK IT~! It is what it is
I never did like spendin the night at people's cribs
Never did sleepovers as a kid
and as I grew into a man with my girlfriend, shit hit the fan
It ain't like I'm just out to hit it and quit it
and not fuck with you, your house makes me uncomfortable
She wants to cuddle, I want to creep
cause her cat climbed in the bed, now I can't sleep!
Some of my late night flings have just been
disgusting or downright dangerous
Chick name Janelle, fine as hell
THe night went well, went to her crib, pole on swoll
Went to take a piss, pulled back the seat cover
What the FUCK is that smell?! (Got-damn!)
Janelle ran up on me and started to blush, she smirked
"Lazy bitch!! Get a bucket and flush it!"
Bras hangin from the shower curtain rod, panties by my feet
Dustmites in a gang fight with my allergies
98 degrees trash can filiin up with garbage
Living room carpet smellin like a fish market!!
Took an L for the night, was disgusted
Never even crushed it, jaded cause her crib was a pigsty!
Got cigarette butts on the windowsill
and coulda SWORE I saw a rat in the kitchen gettin high
Chick starin in the bathroom mirror for an hour
Gettin ready for the goddamn club, but they won't scrub the tub
It seems overdramatized
but it's happened many times, now I'm traumatized
I'll probably NEVER get hitched, cause women get pissed
when I slide out the door at a quarter to fo'
Lookin at my Gucci, it's about that time
I'm not tryin to be a slime, but your apartment is GROSS!

{"Get out! Get outta my HOUSE!!!"}

[Outro: J-Zone] (Chief Chinchilla)
(Yo Zone, that was vicious man)
Hold up, just to let y'all know
We're not really tryin to offend anybody man
Just.. you just gotta clean your house, that's all
Look we ALL slip, sometimes I be flossin
and I get that shit all over the mirror, it'll be up there a couple of days
But.. I always eventually clean it before I have company, y'know
(Word) That's all I'm sayin
(Yo Zone, you know you just alienated the three female fans we have, right?
Heh-heh)