Artist: Jme
Album:  Famous?
Song:   Serious
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[Intro]
J-M-E
A simple music lesson, think about it

[Verse 1]
Everybody thinks to MC tough
Your lyrics must be about negative stuff
Go raving no-ones skanking
Turn round I bet you someones shanking
Just cause we come from the gutter
And we know about scraping the bottom of the butter
Don't mean we have to be sinners
Major labels don't want killers
Think, who's gunna sign a guy with a shank
Or a guy with a 9 mil
All you're gunna get is a 3 figure deal
MC at a rave and get a bill
But that bill ain't gunna last
It will go fast and it mite be the last
Shorts for a while so you won't have no dough for a while

[Chorus]
To the beat
Just bob ya head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance to the beat
Just bob ya head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance or lean back
Then bob ya head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance to the beat
Then bob ya head to the remix

[Verse 2]
Don't talk to me about lyrics
I know all your little gimmicks
I know about rhyming dictionaries
And I know about rhymes you got complete
Go write some intelligent bars
So man you know more than just cars
Shanks, money
Shanks, gash
Shanks, weed
Shanks, please
Thanks cause recently
I've been on a good vibe reason is cause
I'm not average or decent
And it's hard to write lyrics like these
I mean it ask any artist
Task any artist to write a bar that's positive
Not talkin bout breasts
Or our bullet proof vests
See I'm the best
Imagine if every single MC lived by their word
It word be impossible to get anywhere
Cause gun shots would have occurred
You couldn't even go to the video shoot
Cause man would go to the video shoot
Den he'd get away leaving feds and ambulances
At your video shoot

[Chorus]
SERIOUS, You're not
SERIOUS, Don't say
SERIOUS, I say
SERIOUS, Wanna get
SERIOUS, Let's get
SERIOUS, You can't have
SERIOUS, So don't say
SERIOUS, Talk bout
SERIOUS, You're not
SERIOUS, Don't say
SERIOUS, I say
SERIOUS, You wanna get
SERIOUS, Let's get
SERIOUS, You can't have
SERIOUS, So don't say, SERIOUS

[Verse 3]
All this talk about reppin your endz
I'm not making anymore friends
It's an eder ting
How long is it gunna take to realise it needs to end
You're a waste man if your 29
I ain't so posing by a road sign
Think about your lifetime
Before you hit 40 with a shank and a 9
You need to start growing up
Lyrics make you sound like you don't know enough
You'll never be blowing up
You make me sick like a drunk person throwing up
Don't ignore me I'm writing politics
About being bought by your brand new sword
Don't act dumb
Wiley warned you the level of MCing is going up
Everybody is J-M-E
Do not come try floss around me
I don't care bout your J-A-C-O-B
I'll munch you up like a BLT
At last yeah it's me JME
You won't have no waste man, just stay with me
Cause I've got big DJ's playing me
So don't say my name if you're not playing me

[Chorus]
SERIOUS, You're not
SERIOUS, Don't say
SERIOUS, I say
SERIOUS, Wanna get
SERIOUS, Let's get
SERIOUS, You can't have
SERIOUS, So don't say
SERIOUS, Talk bout
SERIOUS, You're not
SERIOUS, Don't say
SERIOUS, I say
SERIOUS, You wanna get
SERIOUS, Let's get
SERIOUS, You can't have
SERIOUS, So don't say, SERIOUS

[Chorus]
To the beat
Just bob ya head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance to the beat
Just bob ya head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance or sing or play
or lean back or do the vocal, or do the old school grandad dance
Just bob ya head to the beat
SERIOUS, to the beat
Just bob ya head to the beat
It's J-M-E