Artist: Jon Lajoie
Album:  I Kill People
Song:   WTF Collective
Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com

{Note: Jon Lajoie play as these 11 emcees..and the chorus dude}

[MC Confusing]
Other rappers are comprehensible, not me!
First on the mic - MC Con-fu-sing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff takin a nap
I attack, motherfuckers wearin purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah you're whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play, air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say, karate pencil case and put it on tape

[MC Insecure]
Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track 'cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
and now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
OW~! Ah, I think I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me

[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch
Woke up five days ago lyin in a ditch
Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit
Apparently some-ting happened that was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes, but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freakin out, I can't remember anything!
WHAT MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!!
Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?

[MC Public Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what-what!
I take a fuckin piss on a fuckin sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock
And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch
You other MCs can't handle this shit
You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo, fuck that shit! I just whip out my dick!

[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me
Every time I grab the mic, I fuckin fall asleep
{*snores*}

[Chorus: Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash)
'cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad)

[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to yo' place, I'll suck your dick"
I said "Hell yeah, bitch! That's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are bad-ass like Gandolfini
You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowin what he did after that
Wait, what was I sayin? I think I got side-tracked

[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a 4th?
They had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li

[MC Shit My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walkin down the street
Or when I'm hangin out with some fly-ass hoes
There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes

[MC Final Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But motherfuckers I don't really have the time
So fuck that and come back to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus: Chorus Guy]
I'm still singing the chorus (Thank God we're almost done)
I hate singing the chorus (It's such a boring fuckin job)
I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they're payin me)
and I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep) 

[Outro: MC Amnesia]
Wait a minute...I remember what happened now
You guys raped me! (Uh..yeah, yeah we did - we kinda raped ya)
(Yeah, we did) Wha, no wonder I couldn't rememebr anything
Y-, I thought you guys were my friends, that is not cool!
([MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]: No, it's ironic)
No, it's not ironic, I don't think you understand
{*MC Public Urination pees in the background*}
Dude, could you stop peeing while I'm talking?
And what the fuck is it? Did someone shit their pants?
([MC Shit My Pants Frequently]: Yep!)