Artist: Kanye West (Kenny West) Album: The Cleveland Show * Song: Rap Battle Pt. 1 Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash * episode "Brotherly Love" from 2010 [Kenny West] Whoa whoa whoa! I can't believe you showin your face around here Especially talkin to my girl like that - I should mess you up right now! But instead, I'm gonna take you down with my lyrics Federstein, lay down a beat It's Kenny sippin Henny, rhymes slicker than teflon At Stoolbend High, I'm the black Zac Efron And when I meet a shorty, you know, we're goin backwards Pullin more tail than my man John Edwards Lumpy, chunky, booger-eatin chump be actin outta place like Hootie singin country! Leave my girl alone and get'cha own tenderoni C'mon, who are we kiddin? You're used to bein lonely {*drops the microphone*} [Cleveland Jr.] I need to say something here {*mic feedback*} {*taps mic*} Uh, hello? Can you hear me? A-B-C-D-E-F-G Someone shoulda told you not to fuck with me! You think you can rhyme, man? Your flo was amateur I'ma nerd; I can smoke you with an iambic pentameter Mess with me, homeboy? Don't wanna risk it! I'll burn you like Mrs. Friedman's God-awful brisket (Well, that was uncalled for!) Yeah how you like me now, bitch? {*drops the microphone*}