Artist: King Sun Album: 2011 XL Reissue/Hey Love 12" Song: Mythological Rapper Typed by: jostmatt at bluewin dot ch (Mythological) When I get ill there's a reason cause it's duck season Hunter of the fronter, though it's not pleasin To know that rappers are false advocatin Shootin me prisons but see I'm waitin For one of you to slip up and make a mistake Just to mention my name, that is all it would take For me to serve like a waiter, deliver and cater Seek and destroy like a rap exterminator My murderin is legal, do damage to your ego Try to defy, but adios amigo You shoulda been smarter, to know you're not harder As far as I'm concerned you are just a part of Another dimension, I pay no attention To, you were through if you knew like I knew Wanna battle me, get up and walk into the set-up You're tempted to rock but the mind said: Shut up! And listen to the master because I'm rulin Schoolin while I'm jewelin, just ridiculin You false advocators, to whom it concerns Mythological rappers, you got a lot to learn (Mythological) I throw a rhyme like a pitch jettin over the plate Think that you're the big hitter, you swung too late Five that I threw did somethin to you Until the very last count is just 3 and 2 Bein just an individual you all are the same I throw a strike, drop the mike because you're out of the game See, I am the major league, others are minor There is no one that could ever be finer When it comes to performin you are obsolete Put down the microphone and walk away from the beat This job is for a man, you don't qualify I think that you are very dumb to even try to apply And to think, you try to prove that you're intelligent Your IQ is very low, I find it relevant To this point, which you are missin, still you keep dissin Remember, you were never ever competition For a brother like me, though when I perform I get the booty hole warm like the quiet storm I go to work and go bezerk and work ya out your skirt You really dig me cause I'm thick but then you think it would hurt But see you told me you're a woman, I guess you can hang Don't blame it on me if I hurt yo thang (Mythological) I see that rap is gettin older, and so are MC's Old age could never catch rhymes like these Which are unapprehendable, others are expendable I qualify and rely upon dependable Thoughts that I can radiate, hold up, wait Let me show and prove in the way that I can demonstrate (Mythological) I make you furious and curious, I'm glorious, victorious And if you listen close you'll find the moral of the story is Sent in a printed mail to the residence of a duck That I should pluck just for pressin your luck While I'm defeatin and succeedin in givin you the beatin Hospitals will be treatin once you start bleedin You will need a intravenous for fightin with the meanest And there will be no witnesses to say that they have seen this Crime perpetrated, now that I demonstrated I must apologize for the time you waited (Mythological) So if you wanna get busy, boy, I make you dizzy Sayin rhymes so shockin I make your hair frizzy You wanna know my name, you don't deserve to know Amateurs like you shouldn't mess with a pro Cause I'm rated as the best over everyone else No rater was needed because I rated myself But still I'm cool with a lot of good fellas The ones who I'm not cool with are all jealous Knew about me back in '83 Four years, you're still showin jealousy You're even holdin a grudge but brother I won't budge Try to take me to court, you'll find I'm cool with the judge Best move you could make is a move to surrender Sayin that you're hard, I think you look tender Soft, break north Knucklehead, step off (Mythological) These are not my best lines, not even my fresh lines I know every move and you're still tryin to guess mine That is the mysterious, makin you delirious Rapper on the microphone, I'm serious About my lyrics, flowin with energy My artillery, weapon for the enemy Pushin with the power of a generator Attractin the attention of every spectator Who is lookin and starin and comparin Rappers are cryin, cussin and swearin Callin me names, but I can't hear 'em They always get nervous every time I go near 'em Soft like tissue, fear is the issue Just when you least expect that I'll diss you I take away your title, I make you bow I'm the King and I have spoken, and I mean now So drop to your knees and lower your head Don't think about repellin one word I said For the penalty is death, I'll see that you burn Mythological rappers, you got a lot to learn (Mythological) For all you big word users and bass tone speakers You're nothin but the soles of an old pair of sneakers You're worn out, you're dogged, you're turnin grey The only thing to do is just to throw you away You're no longer any good, and this is a fact But you'll lose your respect to a lotta new jacks So if you are such a scholar, why can't you make a dollar You oughta make plans with the funeral parlor Dig the grave deeper, meet the grim reaper Sign on the line and resign, it's cheaper For you to fade away, but it's okay For you to come and see me rock at the party one day You'll see that I'm the reignin rock champion So you have witnessed the rise of the mighty King Sun Mythological ducks, take this The Gangster Team My man D-Möet And I ain't even mad at y'all (Mythological) (Fresh)