Artist: Kool Moe Dee f/ Doug E. Fresh, The Treacherous Three Album: Beat Street Soundtrack Song: Santa's Rap Typed by: dy_face@yahoo.com * This Lyric is to the 1984 movie song: Beat Street not the LP version [Kool Moe Dee] Ho! Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho, open up your door I'm Santa Claus and guess what y'all I got something to show I came to bring some Christmas Spirit I got a big bag now guess what's in it Something for the rich, and something for the poor So Merry Christmas and ho ho ho [L.A. Sunshine] Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas my foot I'ma tell you what Santa really put Under my so-called tree but in reality Looked like nothing but a decorated pole to me [Special K] Man, you talk about a tree it makes wonder Cause I never had a tree to put anything under If I ever did luck up and get a tree There was never anything under it for me [Kool Moe Dee] Man, I don't what y'all talking about Cause when I come to your town, I just get chased out I thought y'all would be happy to see Santa Claus But all you say is stick them up, and give me yours [L.A. Sunshine] You're lucky; all you did was get ripped off The next time to keep your big fat ass is up north Because after my last few Christmas nights If I see you around my neighborhood, I'm shooting on sight [Special K] And I ain't even got a chimney for you to come down So ain't no need for you to be coming around Cause the last So-Called Santa that came in with the sack Wasn't giving out presents, he was taking them back [Kool Moe Dee] Man, you all should be glad that I didn't quit Cause I'm getting too old for this Santa Claus shit You think I'm getting presents, made for free I gotta pay them elves and ain't nobody paying me [L.A. Sunshine] You big fat whale, you might as well quit Cause I can name a hundred presents that I didn't get And if I did get a present it would be a hand-me-down Yo, I got this for Christmas, now how that sound? [Special K] It sounds good to me, cause I'm about to freeze You wanna see something, look at the bottom of these Me and brothers can't go out, at the same time Cause a coat that's theirs; is a coat that's mine [Kool Moe Dee] Man, I know one thing; y'all better get off my neck And wait til you get your welfare check Go on down to the office and stand on the line Better hurry up, see, I got mine [Chorus: Kool Moe Dee] Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the poor And once you get your welfare check Y'all can kiss my mistletoe Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho [L.A. Sunshine] That's why the presents keep getting mixed up Cause year after year you keep fucking up And now I know why cause you're always drunk Instead of G.I. Joe, you send me this junk [Special K] That ain't a G.I. Joe that's a G.I. jerk With a Kung Fu grip that don't even work So all I did was just put him away Cause my G.I. Joe looked G.I. gay [Kool Moe Dee] That's why you don't get presents now cause you just ingrates If the G.I. Joe is gay; what difference does it make? After all he's just a doll, ain't too much he can do If you ask me boy, I ain't to sure about you [Special K] Man, forget about that, what about these shoes? Instead of Christmas Carols, I'm singing the blues Staring at the clock, looking hard at the time Cause I just played the number combinated on a dime [L.A. Sunshine] I played 234 and put a penny on seven Combinated 412 and deleted eleven Put my last five cents on 356 And after all that I didn't eat shit [Chorus: Kool Moe Dee] Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the poor And once you get your welfare check You won't play in numbers no more Ho, ho, ho - won't play them no more [L.A. Sunshine] Yeah, you got that, right? Alright listen Bloato, with your big fat suit Next time say: no don't send no substitute Because I asked you for a beatbox and you know what I got? Doug E. Fresh, you know that kid from down the block [Break: Doug E. Fresh] Beatboxing...fresh!!! [Special K] For a facsimile, we must admit Doug E. Fresh is good and made a perfect fit He's the only reason why we weren't totally mad Without Doug E our Christmas would've been really sad [Chorus: Kool Moe Dee] Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the poor And once you get your welfare check Even Doug E Fresh go go Ho, ho, ho Doug E Fresh go go [L.A. Sunshine] To top Christmas off; I had no loving in a while I love to have sex but I can't afford a child My girl wants a baby but I had to chill She said if you don't want a baby then you take the pill (What is Christmas for?) Huh (What is Christmas for?) What is Christmas for? - Yeah! What is Christmas for? [Kool Moe Dee] Wind up toys that don't wind up (Mama Mama!) Talking dolls that don't shut up (Mama Mama!) This is the type of present that you buy when you're poor So that's what you have to settle for And it ain't no secret that everything's sunny If you're living in Palm Springs with all that money Americanomics works and I won't argue that is true But if the economy is getting better, getting better for who? Well, if you ask me I'm doing much worse than before With the welfare cuts, I don't eat no more So if I did wanna go out, I couldn't go nowhere Cause I ate every last one of them reindeer Rudolph first, I went down the list I got so hungry, I just couldn't resist I ate Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Dixon Fried them up and then started to mix them And before you knew it, they were all gone I wonder what y'all gonna do about my reindeer song [L.A. Sunshine & Special K] We'll sing silent night and jingle bells And all those Christmas rhymes Cause nobody gives a shit about your reindeer and hard times You just Jingle and Jangle and hang out with the poor And when you get your welfare check, you might rent them by the store [Kool Moe Dee] Doug E. Fresh and Magnificent Force, and head on out the door And leave these party people sing the Jingle, Jangle for the poor Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the poor Don't take us for granted, cause you may never know One day when your least expect it, we could even up the scope So just jingle, jangle, jingle with the poor Sing! Jingle, jangle, a jingle jangle with the poor Jingle, jangle, jingle with the poor (Ho, ho, ho - Ho, ho, ho) Jingle, jangle, a jingle jangle with the poor (Everybody Sing!) Jingle, jangle, jingle with the poor (Ho, ho, ho - Come On!) Jingle, jangle, a jingle jangle with the...