Artist: Kool Rock Jay and the DJ Slice f/ Mac-C Album: Tales From the Dope Side Song: Servin' Em Well Typed by: jostmatt at bluewin dot ch (Servin 'em) (Servin 'em well) --> L.L. Cool J (Do it) [ VERSE 1: Kool Rock Jay ] Now willin and able, cash on the table Hooked up with the women like ah Clark Gable Slice at the scratchin, Nate in the back'n It's dope on the wax, cause that's what's happenin It wasn't possible with all these obstacles Couldn't have made it if I didn't meet BAP Commence to break on, soon to take on All newcomers who persist to bake on Those who oppose us really don't know this Prayin to God that Jay might blow this Suckers wept'n, commentators kept'n I'm servin you well, so keep on steppin [ VERSE 2: Kool Rock Jay ] Rollin the streets'n pumpin the beat'n In a ( ? ) a dope AM GM Kool Rock's at service, but don't get nervous Now it's about that time, so don't disturb this Check out the checkin, kisses from the necks'n Not about the plexin, all about the sexin Stop your guessin, class is in session It's homework time without your lesson Chapter 6 and paragraph 8 Lovin the real and hatin the fake From stage to stage and tape to tape I'm worldwide known as Kool Rock the great And to do my duty to tax the booty Of a cute young cutie whose name is Judy Or maybe it's Lisa, Laura or Jane I'm all servin 'em well, so it's all the same [ VERSE 3: Kool Rock Jay ] Servin 'em well, raisin hell Livin XL or otherwise swell Comin at ya but not to attack ya So listen to the jam I'm droppin on wax'a It's cold as crush, you oughta hush Cause first of all, sucker, you talk too much Plain and simple, I'm dope and def I keep on rappin until I run out of breath Motivatin the crowd, turn the bass up loud Rock a new style cause I'm versatile I'm here to make it clear that you understand I seen you rap, but I ain't your fan Suckers to the side, so break 'fore you broke on I'm notorious, boy, so I'm hardly spoke on Hip-Hop's my home, if you couldn't tell I'm Kool Rock Jay - and I'm servin 'em well [ VERSE 4: Mac-C ] I bust rhymes in alphabetical order like A to Z For the fact no other rapper's great as me You said you couldn't be caught, you know that I will catch ya Sittin in your ear, throwin funky rhymes at ya Left ear, right ear, pumpin 'em strong You get the feelin, suddenly you're singin along MC's perpetratin gettin ( ? ) They steal my rhymes, they try to say they're better than me But that's impossible, cause I'm the one responsible for makin 'em hit So go on with the bullshit I keep keepin on, the beat'll be beatin on For the ones who sleep, slept and sleepin on The rhymes is def, so catch your breath You better try to keep up cause if not you get left Mac-C is the name, I'm ringin bells Just kick back, relax and tax and keep servin 'em well