Artist: La the Darkman
Album:  The Notorious L.A.D.
Song:   Notorious L.A.D.
Typed by: pneumatic

[La the Darkman]
By the time that Mary J was singing four one-one
I had a razor on the plate, Baggin up four buns
A hundred and twelve grams, God damn I could calculate
I was about twelve, Just learned how to masturbate
Paid about twenty-five hundred through a middle man
My sister's ex-man, Was the nigga who was middle man
Then I started pillaging with coke for sale
Just started to smoke weed, Coughed when I inhaled
Back then was Phillie blunts, Now-a-days I roll Dutch
Silver blue M5, Murked out, Popped the clutch
I'm a monster when I spit, Yall niggas need to quit
Like Bishop, I'll tell your momma you aint shit
And I'll pop you quick, You and whoever made you
Cause when I pull otu, Not even Jesus can save you
You minor, I'm major, I'm a coach and a player
And an owner, Turn your ass to an organ donor, For real

[Chorus: La the Darkman]
Yall niggas better ask about me, The Notorious LAD
You must be Ray Charles, You can't see
Little nigga I'm a mother fuckin G

[La the Darkman]
I got mouths to feed, I watch cowards bleed
Never under estimate the other man's greed
Push whips at high speed, One-twenty one-thirty
A pistol and some smoke so you know I'm ridin dirty
Before you niggas heard me from California to Jersey
My team like Magic, Kareem, And James Worthy
You niggas aint worthy to sit with the God
Crown Heights, Gun Rule, Nigga I cam up hard
Like penitentiary bars, I can't be broke
I aint got nothin for you but bullets and gun smoke
Fuck around and slice your throat, American me
Sittin lookin at you diein thinkin that's just how it be
There he was tuff Tony, And he was ruff Rick
After I shot his ass up, He didn't say shit
I said he was tuff Tony, And he was ruff Rick
After I shot his ass up, He didn't do shit, It's La

[Chorus]