Artist: (Lil Dicky f/) Hannibal Buress
Album:  Professional Rapper
Song:   Hannibal Interlude
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

"Hannibal Interlude"
(feat. Hannibal Buress)

[Lil Dicky]
And now a message from Hannibal Buress
Blaa, uh, sorry, sorry
And now a message from Hannibal Buress

[Hannibal Buress]
Aye, mane, I'm fucking with this shit
It's good to listen to a professional rapper for once
but Lil Dicky is a horrible rap name. That's some weird shit
you got grown men having to call you Lil Dicky in the streets
like "Aye, what's up Lil Dicky. Bars man, you be spittin' bars".
hat's real inconsiderate for you to make that your rap name
and it's probably - Is that the worst rap name?
I saw a dude named Hogman, The Intruder, no I just made that up
but it's it's not the worst rap name I've heard at all, man

Here's some tips if you rappers wanna be more professional:
First of all, stop rappin' over your own vocals at your concert
Clear your go ddamn instrumental and rap over it
I don't wanna hear you rappin' over your raps, muthafuckas
Also, stop have thirty five people on stage - who are these people?!
Are you travelin' with these people or did you hire them locally?
Did you pay for their travel? Get all of those muthafuckas off of the stage
It's confusing. I don't like it. You can't do that at other jobs
You can't be an accountant like "Hey I'm about to do your taxes
here's my thirty friends just standin' around doing nothing
while I do your taxes"; fuck outta here

Also, stop talkin' 'bout the same shit
I don't think you have a fresh take on havin' money
I'm tired of hearing about it, I don't, I don't think it's interesting
These muthafuckas need to mix it up. I think I've heard every perspective
on havin' money or I used to have money and I oh I got money
I didn't have money, I got more money than you'll ever get
I never thought I would get all this money, I had money
now I'm getting more money. Stop getting soo many chains
You don't need that many chains - you only need one chain
Or if you're 2 Chainz, you can have two chains, but not more than that