Artist: Lil Wayne Album: Tha Carter IV Song: Two Shots Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Lil Wayne] Uhh! Two shots of whatever, two shots of whatever It's like tug-of-war, tryin to pull myself together I could probably do better, but probably's like never I'm a pimp under pressure leave my money on the dresser Goons in this bitch, leave a nigga on a stretcher It's all there poppa, you ain't even got to measure Laughing at how my old bitches look jealous Well what goes around comes around - propellers Mon-money over bitches, M.O.B., goodfellas Cut her ears off, ain't shit she could tell us Write your name on the bullet that's a fuckin love letter If I ain't a trendin topic, I'ma fuckin trendsetter Hehe! Uhh [Chorus] I'm on two shots of whatever, two shots of whatever Man it's like tug-of-war, tryin to pull myself together I could probably do better, but probably's like never I'm a pimp under pressure leave my money on the dresser [Lil Wayne] If you're scared, go to church, Mason Betha Sometimes the paper chase could be like chasin a leopard The pussy wetter, we-wetter than it's ever been But she gon' probably try to cross the line like a Mexican I ain't on that bullshit, shawty fine as fuck though Now she kiss me on my neck, I hope she ain't cutthroat Cut down on the syrup, cause it made me fuck slow Shoot so many times, I'ma choke off the gun smoke Life, death, love, hate, pleasure, pain Pay me no mind, but I don't have change I cock back and aim at your membrane Broad day, no mask, close range Bop bop! Ha ha... You can get two shots from wherever, two shots from whoever It be like a puzzle tryin to put you back together I should probably do better, but probably whatever [Lil Wayne] Your bullshit is stinkin up the place Me-me no take bad up, me a done de place Cain't let these bitch niggaz slide, and touch base I make her cum so many times call her Nut Case It's Young Money baby, take your clothes off Give me them three holes - uhh, bowling ball Ha ha~! Two shots of whatever Keep them bitches comin, and she gon' do whatever [Chorus] [Outro] Two shots of whatever, two shots of whatever