Artist: Madchild Album: Lawn Mower Man Song: FTW Typed by: AZ Lyrics My name is Madchild I'm a maniacal dwarf People tell you that I'm great that's a reliable source I'm still an angry tyrant breathing fire of course But I'm the greatest rapper in the entire north Come on tell me who is better than me... MADCHILD I said tell me who is better than me MADCHILD I'm the greatest fuckin firebreathing dragon alive In a blood red Ferrari like I'm magnum p.i Anybody disagree getting socked in the eye My tongues a fully loaded weapon once I cock it you die And I am back to go to war like its apocalypse now Eat a rapper like a bowl of beef and broccoli pal Like do it awkwardly on top so they are toppling down And I don't care if I'm vanilla and they're chocolate brown I ain't never getting rich I'm the scum of the earth I'll be white trash for life I was bummy at birth And I don't know the fuckin difference between sluts and girls Comin out my mommies tummy yelling fuck the world! We are battleaxe warriors were comin for blood I'll be a rapper all my life cuz it's just something I love It goes... Demons omens codes and monks Baptism under fire from a golden trunk We are ogres and trolls were a lonely bunch I make music for the kids getting stoned at lunch You are not up to my standards There can only be one like highlander They are not in my league they're bystanders They are not in my league they're bystanders I'm a pimp on the mic like my bitch is live Won't stop till my kitchen is Christian Clive I'm from the baxwar that's a vicious tribe Check my mission rendition I'm Mister Hyde Little monster, I rap with a vicious vibe I'm malicious and gifted like Christmas time You are not up to my standards they can only be one like highlander Just need a couple hundred thousand but it's not gonna last Cuz every time you sign a deal your getting raped in the ass I ain't got a fuckin choice record company contract Suicidal bomber jumpin out of a tom cat Every fuckin day of my life is like combat Fightin deep depression with aggression you don't want that Kamikaze suicidal ruined idol, alien Next door they treat me like a Swedish or Australian Shit what the fuck it's an invisible line Got a problem with these villains fuckin miserable mind Ain't nobody rap like me my shits incredible Need medical attention I'm so sick it's unforgettable Choppin through these beats and punting rappers like they're edible A cannibal better fuckin put me on a pedestal I'm a super beast and I'm not holding back All my thoughts gold and black with a knot folded back It goes... Demons omens codes and monks Baptism under fire from a golden trunk We are ogres and trolls were a lonely bunch I make music for the kids getting stoned at lunch You are not up to my standards There can only be one like highlander They are not in my league they're bystanders They are not in my league they're bystanders