Artist: mc chris Album: mc chris Is Dead Song: Falynn Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] Have you ever met a girl, and you thought she was dope And you wanted to buy her popcorn and a medium Coke But when proximity's close, you close up shop and you choke Time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak She's really cute and her hairs illuminescent I fight the urge to smell her cause you know she get to stepping But you just observe from across the way If I was working EB Games then you would not pay (full price) I'm nice and I'm sweet and I shower twice a week Kid diggin on my speak 'cause I represent the geeks But I'm really hella cool, and I had sex before So don't fidget with your digits an' no texting whore! (Well that's not true) [Chorus] I've Falynn, and I can't get up Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush I'm on mushrooms, and I lost my lunch And I don't think I can make it home alone [mc chris] I stare at my shoes and I look away Cause I think you're kinda cute and I like your face One day we might embrace, and I'll have to hide my boner You don't want to do it Dottie, I'm a rebel and a loner I'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand But I can't talk to girls 'less the girl is a fan But yo I got a plan, I'll love it when it comes together We'll get married and have babies and we'll all wear matching sweaters Yes, I'd do her if I knew her this is hard without computers She don't need another stalker or intruder to pursue her She don't need a guy like me whose favorite movie's Starship Troopers Why don't you kill me baby is it because I'm a loser? I'm a winner just beginning to, roll up my sleeves Roll up next to me, I can't breathe and I wheeze "Hi, my name is mc, what's yours? That's great!" Want you in the worst way, this is so our first date [Chorus] [Outro] WOWWWW!!! {*applause and laughter*}