Artist: mc chris and The Lee Majors Album: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition Song: Whiskey River Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] Ahhh-hahhhh~! Beer I love it, I guzzle it down And dope I smoke it pound for pound And girls I love them but they can't be found Cause they're throwin curve balls from the pitcher's mound Cheesesteaks - I eat them when my hungers fierce I love my girl who's tongue is pierced Every Thursday at eight my family would watch Cheers Imagine people drinkin beers watchin people drinkin beers Alcohol is evil, foot and mouth introducer Like a thread in a needle it's a sexual seducer Name is mc chris, mc bucks is my producer Keep your bum away from Mr. Motor cause he might goose her Wild Turkey to the rooster, mimosa in the mornin Doin shots like Goose when marijuana's what you wantin Cause your stomach needs some pumpin, liver needs some lovin And your girl she needs a johnson that's worthy of shovin [Chorus] Whiskey River, don't leave me hangin I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin Whiskey River, I don't wanna drive I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life [mc chris] Gin and tonic, rather than the chronic Watch the bubbles fizzle, it's kinda hypnotic If beer was water, you know I'd be an aquatic Beer makes you transform cause beer is robotic Enough about it, or have I said too little Take my beer away from me and play monkey in the middle I kid you not; you'll be eatin snot if you fool with my brews or partake in my pot without askin, don't be +Robbin+ me like +Baskin+ or else you'll be sobbin Throwin punches while I'm hobknobbin A one way ticket on me to John Hopkins I'm stockin my cellar with liquor propellers So me and the fellas drink two and burp like hella A melon that's throbin come mornin time I'm in another fat pickle from drinkin and rhymin [Chorus] [Interlude] Know what I mean? Ah break it down baby [Chorus] [repeat 5X] Whiskey River, don't leave me hangin I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin [Outro] Whiskey River, don't leave me hangin I need a cold one to keep the cool kids Keep the cool kids bangin