Artist: mc chris f/ John Bowie Album: Part Six Part Three Song: Kindle Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash Hi, can I uh, can I, run alongside ya? Sure, sure, yeah Here, have some Gatorade Oh wow thanks wow that's refreshing with the blue lightning Yeah, it is It's delicious Yeah well have a have a Power Bar Thank you! {*munching*} You don't recognize me do ya? No but your voice is kinda, familiar Chris it's John Bowie John Bowie keep running keep running You left me in the {?} station years ago Yes yes I remember~! Yeah, anyway I got hit by a train I've been sent to Hell But listen I have news for you What, what is it? You're not in Hell because you're a bad person I knew it! I knew it's cause I'm not a bad person, I knew it You were sent to Hell, because an evil spell was cast upon you Spell I, yeah that's right in the treehouse That was a zombie I remember now! I feel like Wolverine right after "House of M" Ooh don't get don't say anything I haven't seen it yet Okay okay sorry you can't see it it's a comic book Ohh, sweet Keep running! Keep running! Whew, this is really I really should have stretched before this This is, HUH! Anyway, listen, take this Kindle This It has, the Dark Arts book What? That you need, to get out of Hell Wow, a Kindle, I wanted one of these! You can, download newspapers can't you Oh don't you have one yet? Oh it's amazing These are great, these are great It's so great because otherwise you like carry the {?} around for weeks and it's not cool Oh right right you have to like deal with the weight of a book So listen, you go to chapter 666 of the Dark Arts book Right And it will explain everything you need, to get out of Hell 666 okay I'll try to remember that Thank you John Bowie!!!