Artist: mc chris Album: Race Wars Song: Nerd Cave Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Chorus] I don't shave when I'm chillin in my nerd cave Get baked like everyday my birthday Anti-social with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen [mc chris] I know it's wrong, all day long in a coma Watchin Troma, eatin powdered donuts Got a Big Gulp, always time for soda Can't get up, even though I am a grown up I like to read, smoke weed, throw up skit grenades I got the culdesac cracked, got stickie for days I got a kid from Mississip', talkin shit in my ear I'd ask everybody over but that would be weird I like HBO shows, Dead Wood and The Wire Got other bunny hornies from portable pyre Got the Lego 8080's, Lego really like dust All I ask is do not touch, my series of busts But still my exhibition is a figment of my vision When I get itchin, hurts being a magician When I get tore up or someone's throw up in the kitchen That's a kitchenette, you can bet that it's bitchin [Chorus] - 2X [mc chris] I start smellin when I'm dwellin in my nerd cave Gotta bake cause I can not get a first date Spank {?} on a turtle 'case of worst case I'm a side boob dude watch me burst paste I know it's bad having a pad as a bachelor I know it's weak, having to speak dealer password Big ol' bites is my vice, also fast food I don't get at you cause I'm in a bad mood Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due Got a stack of fat kizzies in the bathroom Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos [Chorus] - 2X